I am wondering if there is a DVD Player on this earth, is affordable (under $100), easy to order online, decent quality AND has a kid lock feature? Does this exist, or only in my dreams?

I read the thread titled, " Inexpensive DVD Player that Plays Everything? " (sorry, this site won't let me post a link since it's my first post)
But even THAT Phillips DVD player is tempting for my kids to destroy.

edited to add: I just saw the DVD player on Costco's site - Sony DVPNS601HP, and that one LOOKS simple. Would that be good??

The more simple looking it is, the better. That means my kids (ages 1 & 3) won't play with it as much. I'm willing to get something a little nicer if there is such a thing as a "kid lock" so they can't keep opening and closing the whatever-it's-called opening and pushing all the buttons.

Any advice would be greatly appreciated!

Why not put it higher up so your kids can't reach it (like velcro'ing it to the top of your TV)? or something like this (at ToysrUs for $9) http://images.buzzillions.com/images_products/10/05/294377_raw.jpghttps://www.safetyproductsource.com/images/products/264_large.jpg

You could also install a lock on a glass door over your entertainment center.