Driving in traffic today, I believe I've come up with an excellent tweak for digital systems, and since there are lots of tweakers here, I figured I'd post the idea here for feedback, and also for copyright protection, since this post is date stamped.

I propose that any low or high end systems can sound better with by small bags of absolute zeros. One bag, placed upon the stereo system will lower the noise floor significantly and improve the THD and IMD figures.

I've got some great slogans for this tweak as well:

'Can you hear me now?'

and for those that will buy the improved Version 2 bag of absolute zeros, (still in Beta testing right now)...

'Baby, you ain't heard nothing yet'.

I plan to unveil these at the next CES show at the Venetian. Stay tuned.

Comments?

are these pre-decimal point zeroes or post-decimal point zeros? Wouldn't want to get the wrong kind.

Just think of the cooling applications these could be used for as well:

Class A amplification would no longer heat a small country, tube grear could last for ever- the tubes would never wear-out from the heat cycles, you could apply them to loudsspeakers to prevent thermal overload.

Think of the possibilities man! 0 degrees Kelvin- that's -273.15 degrees C or for those of us in the US -459.57 degrees F....that's cooler than cool!.....it's beyond ice cold!!!


Dan

It's unlikely that a small bag/pouch will be capable of containing absolute zeros in quantities sufficient for your tweak to function properly.
However, for this application you may get 'Lucky' using a medium sized one.
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Driving in traffic today ...
I propose ...
Comments?Friends don't let friends drink and drive. :) ;)

--Darin

word on the street is that if you "season" your bag of absolute zeros by leaving them in a deep freezer for about a week it will improve tonality...

Friends don't let friends drink and drive. :) ;)

--Darin

I was THINKING and driving, equally dangerous.

I plan to unveil these at the next CES show at the Venetian. Stay tuned.

Comments?More likely the Alexis Park.;)

Maybe we could try mixing them in the plasma refills for better blacks, too.

I was going to buy some of those but then I found out through my retirement fund manager Bernie Madoff, I already had purchased an absolute zero.