mheadroom
01-01-07, 04:24 PM
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The read is done. I'm prepping the files now.
I'll let everyone know when I'm done.
Here's a sample (http://tinstudio.com/files/v3sample.mp3)
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Quotes are in. The final price is - $30 via Download - $33 via USPS
Bob will do the read instead of Greg
Bob will be reading volumes 1-3 in one shot
Only those participating in volume 3 will be entitled to a copy of all 3 volumes at this cost
I will be posting a revised script in the next day or 2 that includes all the lines.
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Our third installment!
We will be doing another round of custom voiceovers for use in your home theater. Here's the deal.
1. You are allowed to ad your theater name and 30 words of custom lines.
For example:
(theater name) - The Jedi Theater
(custom words) - Come to the dark side and feast at our imperial snackbar.
2. If you have any lines that you feel others may like, post them and I'll add them to the generics.
Note: We our going to try and make sure nothing from volume 1 or 2 is repeated. The exception to the rule will be anything
that didn't come out right in previous volumes or if there is a specific request for a different inflection. If you have one of these
requests, please send them via email and I will add it to the script.
You can find the scripts for Vol 1 and 2 posted in the first message of these threads
Link to Volume 1 Thread (http://www.avsforum.com/avs-vb/showthread.php?t=711484)
Link to Volume 2 Thread (http://www.avsforum.com/avs-vb/showthread.php?t=726317)
3. Send an email to htvoiceover@gmail.com with your real name, AVS screen name and a short msg letting me know you want in.
If you know your custom lines right away, send them too.
4. Don't pay yet. I will let you know when.
5. Cost. This is a though one. After our last 2 reads the narrator wants more money. The only way to keep the costs down on this read is to
keep the script short and the participants high. This may not be a problem becasue we have so much stuff in the the generics list already.
If in the end the narrator's final price is to high, I have a backup narrator. He quoted a price for the other volumes at about 1/4 -1/3
the cost. If we can't afford the original narrator we can have the new guy read all 3 volumes and it will still come out a bit less. I will
be making that decission after we close the list and get the quote from original narrator.
6. When the read is complete, you will have the choice of download or having a CD sent via USPS.
7. HAVE FUN WITH THIS.
Like last time, I will filter the script so that we keep within the scheduled narration session.
Let me know if you have any questions and let the fun begin =)
FAQs:
Q: Are all volumes included with volume 3?
A: No. All volumes are seperate. You are paying for the custom lines. All generics should be considered as a bouns. This is how volumes 1
and 2 were done and this is how it will continue.
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Volume 3 SCRIPT
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THEATER NAMES
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Bradley Estates
Cinema 848 (8 40 8)
Cinema Murray
Cinema One
Cinema Paradiso (Pear-A-Dee-So)
Corsinema
Dapple Dandy home theater
E-Cinema
Emily Cinema
Fasino Home Theater ( Just like Casino but with an "F" instead of C)
Flosston Paradise
Fortinplex Cinematron 2
Hagerplex Home Theater
Hardy's Arcade and Theater
Hoogs' Home Theater (pronounced Who-gs)
Hull Family Theaters
Jeannie's Cinema (as in "I dream of Jeannie")
Jim's Getaway
Kunpung's Dog Biscuit Home Theater (pronounced Koon Poong, with emphasis on the Poong)
Lumpy's Home Theater
Margaret and Bills home theater
Moore's Cinema
Network 23
Nosillod Cinema (Na-sill-lod, like rod)
Riverside Cinemas
River Song Theater
Rogers Cinema
Thatcher Brook Cinema
The Action Plant theater
The AMAX Cinema (pronounced like the IMAX theaters only with an A instead of the I)
The Backyard Bijou
The Bailey Family Theater
the Barhorst Home Theater
The Berger Family Cinema
The Big TV Room
The Bjorlin Bijou (BYOUR LYNN)
The Bloody Stub Pub
The Booth Bijou
The Burke Home Theater
The C & S Mini-plex
The Capital Cinema and Draft House
The Castillo Del Sol Theater
The Cinamatron
The Cineplex
The Clark Picture Palace
The Clews Home Theater
The Clews Theater
The Colleton's Home Theater (call-et-un)
The Cologne Home Theater
The Corsinema (core cinema one word)
The DeJesus Family Theater (de-hey-soos)
The Dettwiler Digitalplex (Dettwiler is pronounced DEBT-why-ler, kind of like Rottweiler)
The DoBell Estates Theater (Doe-bell)
The DoBell Home Theater
The Double A Cinema
The Dufrene home Theater (Dufrene pronounced "Do-fren")
The Dworek Family Theater
the Dworek Home Theater
The Emily Cinema
The Evangelista Family Theater (pronounced E-van-gel-eees-ta)
The Falzon Family Theater (fal-zun)
The Feedom Lair (Feedom NOT freedom)
The Fitzsimons Family Theater (fitz-sy-munz NOT sim-munz)
The Flick Room
The Fortinplex Cinematron
The Fortinplex Cinematron 2
The Freiburg Theater (FRY-burg)
The Glenn Cinema
The Golden Era Theater (say twice - ear-a & air-a)
The GOOD Theater
The Gormley Family Home Theater
The Gouger Home Theater
The Guerilla drive-in
The Haataja Family Theater (Ha-dee-ya, Ha-d'ya... no pause b/t syllables)
The Haataja's (See Wav File)
The Hartland Home Theater
The Hauser Home Theater (howzer)
The Hayes'
The Hayes Family Cinema
The Hodges Family Theater
The Holden Family Theater
The Holtz Family Theater (pronounced like the Notre Dame Coach)
the Hull Family Theater
The Jedi Theater
The Juliano Family Home Theater (pronounced joule-ee-anne-o [small accent on first syllable is okay])
The Kaps Family Cinema
The Klein Family Theater
The Logan Family Theater
The Meyer Family Theater
the Mickelodeon Cinema
The Mickelodeon Theater
The Miller Family Theater
The Movie Loft
The Mystic Theater
The Network23 Theater
the Northpark Village Cinema
The Oddo Family Theater (this is a long O and both O's sound like the O in boat)
The On-Call Theater
The Ovsak Family (pronounced Oh-Shock, no pause between syllables and the v is totally silent)
The Patrick Family Theater
The Pierce Family Cinema
The Pierce Family home theater
the Pineapple Palace Theater
The Pirate Cove
The Pollak Family Theater (pall ock like All and lock)
The Powell family theater
The Priece Family Home Theater (Preece)
The Realistic Home Theater
The Red Meadow Theater
The Regency Theater
The Rike Home Theater Experience
The River Song Theater
The Rodriguez Family Theater
The Rogers Theater
The Roseberry Family Theater
The Rue Morgue Theater
The Schiff family theater
The Schuetter Family Digital Cinemas (shooter)
The Settler's Pond Cinema
The Shadow Woods Theater
The Shaffer Cinema and Drafthouse
The Shaffer Sports bar
The Sheahan Home Theatre (See Mp3 - Shee-en)
The Sugarshack Singleplex
The Sunny Glen Theater
The under-the-back-porch home theater
The Valentin home cinema (va-len-teen)
The Van Drunen Family Theatre (pronounced "Drew-nin")
The Wagoner High Definition Mini IMAX
The Wagoner Home Theater and Gallery
The War Room
The Warnkey Media Room (pronounced warn-key, not warn-a-key)
The Washam Family Theater (Washum)
the Water's Edge Cinema
The Wellington Cinema
The Whiting Family Theater (white-ing)
The Whitley Home Theater (whit-lee)
The Willis Home Theater
The Wise Guy’s Theater
The Withey Home Theater (With-ee)
the Wolf Family Theater
The Woody's Home Theater
Tyler's Jedi knight theater
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CUSTOM LINES
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A B Hot Production
A Falzon Productions Feature Presentation (fal-zun)
A Fortin productions feature presentation
AKA Jim's Getaway
Albright (All-bright)
Alisa and Joe welcome you to Riverside Cinemas (a-lisa)
Alisa and Joe welcome you to their home theater
An L&L Production
and keep your hands off my daughter
and keep your hands off my mother
And now, for the Freiburg theater feature presentation
And now, Judy and Gordon are proud to present our feature presentation
and only Boom Boom Room
Angel, Ana and Aiden welcome you to the XYZ theater
Ashley thanks you for coming
Ausfarts in the rear" (ausfart is german for exit)
Bernard, Denise and Gabrielle Welcome you to their home theater.
Bockelman
Boomer Sooner
BOO-YA!
Brought to you by Dan and Stephanie.
Brought to you by the Realistic Home Theater
Bud and Bonnie Welcome You
Check out the Sports memorabilia in the concession area
Cooper's Robot Cinema
Coppell (Cop-Pell)
Courtney and Ashley
Craig and Lara would like to welcome you to the Rue Morgue Theater (pronounced LAR-A)
Dan and Shawnna welcome you
David, Missy, Cordie, and Bell would like to welcome you to Cinema One home theater
Design, Installation, and Consulting
Don and Michelle
Ellington, Connecticut
Emily, Grace & Luke would like to welcome you to the Hodges Family Theater
Enjoy a pint before or after the show, at the Bloody Stub Pub.
Eric Schneider
Erin and Eric welcome you to River Song Theatre
Falzon Video Montage
Featuring the greatest entertainment in the universe.
For information on how you can have a theater in your home, visit...
Fo-shizzle
free and the price is right
From the depths of Homesdale Avenue
Gavin, Grace and Vivi (Viv-ee)
Gears of War
Hayes Family
Homebrew
HomeTheaterrific (pronounced Home Thee AAAAY ter RIF fic)
If you would like something to drink ask Jordan, if you need the volume adjusted ask Jimmy, Shelly will probably be asleep in 30 minutes so
don't bother her.
Isaac and Chanda welcome you to the xyz theater
It's hotter than hot. It's Hot ta!
Jen, Ken, Ethan, and Alex welcome you to their home theater
Judas Priest (usually rather strung out Judas and quicker Priest)
K&A productions welcomes you to the Hauser Home Theater
Keep your grubby hands aboard! (like a pirate)
Keep your grubby hands to yourself! (like a pirate)
Klinke (Klinke pronounced like Slinky)
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Fortinplex Cinematron 2, the ultimate in home theater experience, presented to you by Jeff and Michelle
Fortin
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the Emily Cinema, The ultimate in home theater experience, Presented to you by the Nguyen Family.
(pronounced Winn)
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Glenn Cinema, where the popcorn is
Lived, Died, Resurrected.....The ultimate three day weekend (read with voice inflection. Like during a movie trailer)
Manager Poong says enjoy a fresh can of alpo, a milk bone, or a tasty buttered popcorn at our concession stand
Mark and Cathy
Mark and Cathy are going to bed now so you nice people can go home
Martin, Nina and David welcome you to the Schiff family theater. Please sit back and enjoy the show.
Max Headroom
May the force be with you.
Michael Tratz
Mike and Antonette (AN-TA-NET) Welcomes you to the Pierce Cinema
Mike and Nancy welcome you to...
Miller Lane
Mini Gopher
Mitchel, Valerie, Christopher, and Lily would like to welcome you to the Berger Family Cinema
Now that ye have found the Pirate Cove, it’s best to keep it to yourself, remember dead men tale no tales (like a Pirate)
Please leave your lightsabers at the door
Please stay seated during the movie and keep your hands off my daughter.
Pocketful of Quarters
Popcorn, Candy and a wide selection of drinks are located in the lobby at the back of the theater
Presentrd by the Juliano Family Home Theater (pronounced joule-ee-anne-o [small accent on first syllable is okay])
Purple Haze Productions
Quite down or we will send you to Davey Jones's locker. (like a pirate)
Richardson's
Ricky presents
Ricsof production
Rob and Mary
Roman
Scott and Carrie would like to welcome you to the C & S Mini-Plex
Scott and Nicki welcome you to tonight's show.
Scott, Julie, Luke and Owen welcome you
Sean and Kathy welcome you to the Burke Home theater inside the one
Slurm
Sofia presents
Stamford, Connecticut
Steve and Kay welcome you to the Water's Edge Cinema
Tales from Behind the Door Productions
Thank you for visiting JEANNIE's Cinema
The Barn of Death (horror dramatic if possible)
The Battlestar Galactica Screening Room, enjoy the show, it may be your last
The Bergers
The best movie experience in all of Random Lake.
The Cave
The Corsinema (pause) presents to you (pause) a short film (more serious voice booming VOG)
the Dark Side.
The DosSantos Family" (pronounced like the word for Spanish 2, "uno, DOS....")
The Holden Family Production Presents
The Holden's
The Holdens Online [dot] com
The Logans welcome you.
The management reminds you that there are no cats allowed in the Koon Poong Dog Biscuit Home theater!
The Mickelodeon Theater proudly presents
The Network 23 Theater is happy to present our feature presentation.
The next feature film is brought to you by, Slurm
The Pirate Cove Welcomes you. (like a pirate)
The Rodriguez
The Toole family proudly welcomes you to the Pineapple Palace Theater.
The Wolf.
There's always a good show at the Guerilla drive-in.
This be your last chance to turn around. (like a pirate)
This is Network 23, the network that means business now transmitting live to the world.
Tom and Denise welcome you to...
Tyler thanks you for coming
Tyler, Alex and Jack
Uber
Visit the lobby for delicious snacks from across the galaxy.
We're green. Super Green.
Where Size DOES Matter! (emphasis on ‘does’)
Where the lobbyists work at the snack bar and the latest projections always show a good time
Where the Speaker of the House is a subwoofer and the latest projections always show a good time
Will you marry me, Jamie?
Will you marry me?
word to your mutha
You are Listening to Fasino Family Radio
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WELCOME TO
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John and Jane would like to welcome you
Ladies & Gentlemen, Welcome to the E-Cinema, presented to you by Joshua & Genevieve, relax and enjoy the show!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the Fortinplex Cinematron, The ultimate in home theater experience, Presented to you by Joe and Shelly
Fortin.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Patrick Family Theater, otherwise known as The Sugarshack Singleplex
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to The Van Drunen family theatre, presented to you by Dan & Shawnna
Welcome Fantasy Football Friends
Welcome to another movie marathon
Welcome to Chris' home theater
Welcome to Cinema Murray
Welcome to Cinema Paradiso
Welcome to Falls Ridge Movie Nights!
Welcome to Hardy's Arcade and Theater, half borrowed, half working equals a whole lot of fun
Welcome to Hull Family Theaters.
Welcome to Jack’s theater. Today Jack has invited his birthday party costars, Julia, Meghan, Brady, Ryan, Cameron and Ty to a special
screening of the blockbuster Cars. Happy birthday Jack.
Welcome to Jonathan's Cinema and Drafthouse
Welcome to Lumpy's Home Theater
Welcome to Madeline's First Birthday Party
Welcome to Margaret and Bills home theater
Welcome to Nosillod Cinema
Welcome to our family theater.
Welcome to our family theater.
Welcome to our fist annual movie bash!
Welcome to our home theater.
Welcome to our…
Welcome to Riverside Cinemas
Welcome to the Barhorst Home Theater
Welcome to the Big Poppa Movie Extravaganza..... Enjoy the show.
Welcome to the Bjorlin Bjou
Welcome to the Booth Bijou
Welcome to the Burke Home Theater
Welcome to the C&S Mini-Plex!
Welcome to the Clark Picture Palace!
Welcome to The Corsinema
Welcome to the Dapple Dandy home theater
Welcome to the Dobell Estates Theater
Welcome to the Dobell Family Home Theater
Welcome to the Double A Cinema. Where Ladies always get a free rewind of their favorite butt-shaking scenes.
Welcome to the Dworek Home Theater
Welcome to the Fasino Home Theater
Welcome to the Feedom Lair (feedom like freedom without the "r")
Welcome to the Flick Room. Steve and Joanne are your hosts for tonight's cinematic experience, Molly please stop snoring. Now let the show
begin
Welcome to the Freiburg theater.
Welcome to the Hagerplex Home Theater
Welcome to the Hauser Home Theater
Welcome to the Holtz Family Theater
Welcome to the Hull Family Theater.
Welcome to the MOVIE LOFT
Welcome to the Northpark Village Cinema. A proud member of Hull Family Theaters
Welcome to the Oddo Family Theater (this is a long O and both O's sound like the O in boat)
Welcome to the Powell family theater
Welcome to the Red Meadow Theater
Welcome to the Reich Family Theater. The show is about to begin.
Welcome to River Song Theatre
Welcome to The Rocky Horror Picture Show night
Welcome to the Rue Morgue Theater
Welcome to the Shadow Woods Theater at Auburn Hills
Welcome to the Sheahan Home Theatre (See Mp3 - Shee-en)
Welcome to the Sunny Glen Theater, we hope you enjoy the show.
Welcome to the ultimate Home Theater Experience.
Welcome to the ultimate in Home Theater Entertainment.
Welcome to the Under-the-back-porch home theater
Welcome to the Vossen home theater (pronounced 'Vas-sin' with the emphasis on the first syllable)
Welcome to the Washam Family Theater
Welcome to the Water's Edge Cinema
Welcome to the Wellington Cinema. Sit back, relax and enjoy the show.
Welcome to the Whitley Home Theater (whit-lee)
Welcome to the Willis Home Theater
Welcome to the Withey Home Theater
Welcome to the Wolf family theater
Welcome to the Woody's Home Theater
Welcome to tonight's feature presentation.
Welcome to...
Welcome, to the Wagoner High Definition Mini IMAX and Art Gallery!
Welcome you to the Hagerplex Home Theater
Welcomes you
Welcomes you to the Hagerplex Home Theater
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NAMES
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Adam
Alex
Alexa
Alexander
Allie
Amanda
Andrew
Andy
Angela
Ann
Anthony
Antonette (AN-TA-NET)
Ashley
Aubrey (awe-brie)
Austin
Autumn
Ben
Bernard
Blake
Bob
Brian
Brianna
Brittney
Brooklyn
Bryan
Bryn
Buggdog
Carma
Carrie
Casey
Cathy
Chanda (Shan-dah)
Chris
Christopher
Cole
Cooper
Corsino (Core-see-no)
Courtney and Ashley
Craig
Dade
Dan
Dan and Mickie
Dandy
Danielle
Danny
Dapple
Darlene
Dave
David
Denise
Dennis
Dennis and Kristi
Devyn
Diana
Dominic
Don and Michelle
Dustin
Dworek
Elizabeth
Emily
Emma
Eric
Eric Meyer
Ethan
Felicia
Gabrielle
Gary
George
George Meyer
Gimli (G as in gimmie)
Glenna
Gordy
Grace
Grant
Greg
Haley
Hannah
Hector
Heidi
Hieu (pronounced like Hue)
Hoogerhyde (pronounced Who-ger-hide)
Ilyana (Il-e-on-ahh)
Isaac (I-zick)
Jamie
Jan
Jason
Jeanine
Jeff
Jeff and Michelle
Jen
jenessa
Jenna
Jermey
Jerry
Jessica
Jim
Joan and Jane
Joe
Joe and Shelly
Juliana (Julie-Ana)
Kaos Krew Productions
Kara (Pronounced "care-ah")
Karen
Karla
Kate
Kathy
Katie
Kay
Keith
Keith and Cathy
Kelly
Ken
Khoa (pronounced like the French word “quoi”, for example, “je ne sais quoi”)
kiki
Kim
Korry
Koshka (Kosh-kuh)
Kris
Kris's
Kristi
Kristofer
lara (Lar-A)
leah
Lear
Leslie
Lily
Linda
Lindsey
Lori
Lou
Luke
Lumpy
Lumpy's
Macki
Madelyn
Mai (pronounced like the word “my”)
Margaret
Mark
Martin
Mary
Matt
Matt, Jen, and Aiden (Ay-den)
Matthew
Max
Max Headroom
Melissa
Merci
Mia
Michelle
Mike
Milton
Mitchel
Mitzie
Moe
Monique (Mo-Neek)
Nancy
Nicholas
Nicole
Nicole
Nikki
Nina
Nye
Olivia
Paul
Randy
Riley
Ron
Sam
Sarah
Scott, Cyndi and Chloe
Sean
Shawnna
Shelly
Skye (Pronounced "sky")
Steve
Stockton
Sydeny
Taylor
Terri
Thao (pronounced like Towel)
Tom and Bev
Tom and Melinda
Tracy
Trevor
Trish
Trudy
Tyler
Valerie
violet
Waterford
Wendy
Will
Zach
Zoe (pronounced like Joey)
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GENERIC ENTER
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...proudly presents tonight's feature presentation
And now, for...
And now, our feature presentation...
And you don't have to sit through twenty minutes of commercials
Brace yourself for tonight's feature presentation.
brought to you by John
brought to you by the xyz theater
Brought to you by...
Coming soon to a home theater near you...
Coming soon to...
Enjoy all the top hits scheduled for this theater.
Enjoy the show
Enjoy these Previews.
Fasten your seat belts and prepare yourself for an unbelievable ride.
Feel free to sit anywhere you want, as long as it’s not in my seat.
Get ready for a wild ride!
How about some trivia?
I really hope this works
is happy to present our feature presentation.
is proud to present our feature presentation.
Is proud to present this short cartoon
John and Jane welcome you to our theater
John and Jane welcome you to the XYZ theater
John welcomes you to the XYZ theater
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Welcome to the XYZ theater.
Ladies and Gentlemen.
Let's get ready to WAAAAATCHHHH! (WWF VOICE)
May we have your attention.
Movies are better than ever.
Now Sit Back, Relax, & Enjoy the Show.
OK Kids, grab your seats, the big show is about to begin.
On with the show
Our feature presentation will begin immediately following this short cartoon
Our feature presentation.
Our Presentation Of
Please direct your attention to the front of the room.
Please direct your attention to the screen. The movie is about to begin.
Please enjoy this short cartoon
Please make yourself comfortable and enjoy the show
Please send all complaints to www It could always suck more dot com
Please take you seats the show is about to begin.
Please take your seats.
Please watch you step while finding your seat
Presented by Jane Doe
Presented on the Fujitsu High Definition Plasma Display
Presents to you, this feature film
Remember the day when you got a cartoon with your movie? So do we!
Sit back, relax and enjoy the show.
Sit down, shut up, and enjoy the show
Smoke, talk and relax in your own car!
Stay tuned for our feature presentation.
Stay tuned for tonight's feature presentation.
Stay tuned for tonight's movie feature.
Thank you for visiting the Network 23 theater.
The beer is cold, the women are easy, let the party begin!
The following presentation may contain scenes that frighten, shock, nauseate, or just plain annoy you. Too bad.
The following previews and trailers are made possible by the use of an Apple Mac home theater PC
The management reserves the right to refuse admission to the theater
The movie is about to begin.
The movie starts in 1 minute
The movie starts in 5 minutes
The next feature film is brought to you by...
The show starts in 1 minute
The show starts in 5 minutes
This movie is a favorite of the owner .... you are all obliged to pretend that you like it!
This movie is rated SP... because it will scare your pants off!
This movie is so good you may wonder how you missed it!
Tonight's movie contains sights and sounds so impressive, you'll wonder why we didn't charge you admission.
Watch for future coming attractions
We have a wide selection of movies to choose from.
We hope you enjoy our feature presentation.
We, are happy you could attend this evenning
Welcome to our family theater.
Where it's safe. It's quiet. And you don't have to sit through The Twenty.
Wright to "It Could Always Suck More (dot) com" with your complaints
Your feature presentation will start shortly. Enjoy the show!
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GENERIC EXIT
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All exits are located at the rear of the theater
Exits are located at the front of the theater
for coming.
for joining us today.
Our family thanks you for joining us tonight. Please have a safe trip home.
Please dispose of all trash in the wastebaskets
Please drive without the lights on until you reach the exit
Please grab all your belongings and find the nearest exit.
Please leave as quickly as you can, your hosts are tired and want to go to bed...
Please watch your step while exiting the theater
Please watch your step while getting out of your chairs
Please, do not exit through the side doors...we may never see you again if you do.
Thank you for joining us tonight.
Thank You for visiting the Pace family theater.
Thank you.
thanks you.
This concludes tonight's feature presentation.
Visit us often and enjoy the screen attractions in the comfort of you own car.
Watch your step.
We don't care where you go, but you can't stay here.
We would like to wish you
We would like to wish you a plesant evening
Well, that was awesome.
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
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GENERIC OTHER
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An adventure so big it will blow you away.
Ask the Theater Manager for details.
by the motion picture association of America.
Class, Comfort, and your favorite movies!
Comes the horrifying story of
Due to the violent content, material may be unsuitable for some viewers
Established in 2006
Experience the difference!
Feel free to talk back to the screen - you'll only look more drunk than you are.
For those of you that came in costume we appreciate your enthusiasm, but we still think you're weird
Guaranteed to thrill you, chill you and fulfill you!
Have a great day.
Have a safe trip home.
Help your self to...
If you've got 'em, smoke 'em
In case of an emergency, please use the side exit
It's highly addictive!
Let's get 'er done
Like some dark spirit trying to force its way into our world
Near the theater restroom
Necking in the balcony only. And, hey! You two! Get a room!
Now featuring the Buttkicker, you can FEEL the difference.
Our Partners
Parental guidance is suggested
Pay no attention to that man standing at the back of the theater.
Prepare for an epic battle between good and evil
Prepared especially for you.
Presented in..,
Proudly presents...
Shown As originally released, uncut!
Smoke 'em if you've got 'em
The following film is intended for a mature audience.
The following home movie has not been rated.
They were told never to enter
They were told to stay away
This movie has been rated G
This movie has been rated NC-17
This movie has been rated PG
This movie has been rated PG-13
This movie has been rated R
Tickets? You don't need no stinkin' tickets at the Brak Theater
Two thousand and 7 years in the making.
We always show a great selection of rare warner bros cartoons and other short subjects.
WE CHANGE OUR SHORTS DAILY! (say with pride)
What? That's not true? [as if spoken to someone nearby] Ahem...Ignore that last comment.
You never know what may happen tonight… (say scary like)
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SHORT GENERIC
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.com
Acoustically Transparent
and
and (short sweet no inflection)
And by the way
anyhow
anywho
at
Ausfahrt(s) (Austrailia fart, aus-fart)
Available on DVD
AVS Forum
Back and Sides
Backyard
but
Cineplex
Coming Soon
Directed by
dome
Double Feature
Drive-in
Featuring
fiber optic
Film
Flick
for
Friends
From
Full
Home
in
inch
management
marathon
Marathon
Matinee
microperf
Monoplex
Movie
Movies
next
Night
now
Now on DVD
Now Playing
of
on
or
Our
Our Friends
Over
Picture
Please remember
plus
pounds
present
Presentation
Presents
Projectionist
rear
sand
seats
Series
Show
stadium seating
Staff
Starring
State of the art
That's
The
Theater
Thee
this
thousand
to
To
Tonight
Tonight's
Video
Visual perfection
we
www.
Your
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COURTESY
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Absolutely no cell phones allowed!
Alright people, you know the drill. Sit down, relax, and enjoy the show...oh...and, keep the talking to a minimum, please.
and keep your hands to yourself!
and keep your mitts off the equipment!
Anything you say sir
As a courtesy to all in attendance today...
Coming right up sir
I'm not your mother, please clean up after yourself
keep your mitts off the equipment!
Please don't drink and drive!
Please no farting during the feature presentation
Please refrain from smoking or talking during our feature presentation.
Please refrain from talking during our feature presentation.
Please turn off all cell phones, pagers, and beepers.
Please turn off your cell phones.
Remember, silence is golden and phone use is strictly prohibited!
Right away sir
Sorry sir
Tipping is always welcome, if not expected
Tipping your host is at your discretion
Yes sir
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CONCESSIONS
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a nice glass of Wine
and a fine selection of other goodies are now being served in our lobby
Are being served
are waiting for you at the concession stand
Bars
Be sure to visit our concession stand for a variety of treats including...
Beer
Big Hunk
Candy
Candy and popcorn are available from our snack bar.
Chocolate
Coca Cola
Coffee
Cold and refreshing
Cold beer is in the fridge....brown liquor is upstairs....
Come and get em.
cotton candy
Desserts
Dr Pepper is avabiable at the snack bar
Dr Pepper products are avabiable at the snack bar
Dr Pepper products in the refrigerator
Draft
Employees Only in the concession area.
Free FRESH popcorn, candy and refreshing soda in our lobby.
freeze dried ice cream
Fresh Hot Popcorn
Goobers
Grab a beer, eh?
Hamburgers
Happy Hour will end in 15 minutes so grab another drink!
Hot Dogs
Ice Cold Soft Drinks
Ice Cream
If you smell the popcorn, you are probably late, as the show has already started.
Malts
Peanuts
Pizza
Popcorn, candy and Soda! (upbeat)
Raisinettes
Refreshments
Skittles
Smooth and Refreshing
Snow Caps
Sour Patch Kids
Sweedish Fish
The beer’s in the fridge, it’s not going to pour itself.
The popcorn is hot, the refreshments are cold, and the movie is about to begin.
Twizzlers
Visit the concessions stand. We put the junk in your trunk.
We feature ice cold drinks at our concessions..
While waiting for the movie enjoy Fresh STEAMED HOTDOGS. mmmmmm
Will be served
You want a diabetic Coma?
You'll find ice cold beer on tap. And while you are at, pour me one.
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INTERMISSION
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A brief intermission
Let's pause the movie now for a brief intermission.
Now it is time for an intermission.
We pause now for a brief intermission.
We will now have a short intermission, be back in 10 minutes for the remainder of the show
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COMPLETE PHRASES
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A friendly reminder, the last person to leave there cell phone on in here was stripped down, thrown in a barrell full of rusty thumb tacks,
and rolled up and down every hill in San Francisco. Enjoy the show!
A story this big can only be told on a screen this size.
Attention! This theater features the startling new multi-dimension of SENSURROUND. please be aware that you will feel as well as see and
hear realistic effects such as might be experienced in real life.
Geesh, I don’t get paid enough for this (fading off)…huh, what? (full volume again) Oh, ahh, just commenting on what a nice place you have
sir.
Good evening and welcome to Flicks in the Sticks. Please grab your yard monkies and sit em down, the show is about to begin.
In a world where most humans choose to walk in the sun on the weekends, one family chooses to dwell in darkness. And you may be next. Join
them any weekend, in a home theater near you.
In a world where people still watch standard definition television, one family says "no more." This weekend, you are invited to be a part
of the high definition home theater experience.
In a world where prices are high and popcorn is stale, one small cinema stood up against the corporate megaplexes to produce an
extraordinary theater going experience.
Sorry we are unavailable to take your call. If you will leave your name, phone number and the time of your call, we will get right back to
you.
The following is a public service announcement for the hearing impaired, presented to you by Marcel Marceau. {pause} Thank you Monsieur
Marceau.
The management assumes no responsibility for the physical or emotional reactions of the individual viewer.
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone. - of viewers only - of
patrons only
This is the true story of an ordinary man, who made an extraordinary home theater. Join us in a theater that critics are calling "sweet"
and "freekin' awesome." The Times writes, "You don't have to worry about cell phones or annoying strangers. Four stars." And the Daily
Globe reports "A life changing experience. They have a real popcorn maker and everything. Totally pimped out." {pause to insert custom
theater name}, a "freekin' awesome" experience.
We apologize. We are currently experiencing technical difficulties. Our movie will resume shortly.
Welcome to the Magic theater's Slaughter Film Fest. Grab a fist full of popcorn, a chilling beverage and don't forget the barf bag.
You thought they were the average American family. With a normal car. Normal lawn. Normal kids. Well you were wrong, dead wrong. This
weekend, {pause to add custom theater name or family name} invites you to witness what you have been missing out on you entire life - the
home theater experience. You may never leave.
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AUDIO
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5.1 surround sound
6.1 surround sound
7.1 surround sound
9.1 channel surround sound
9.1 surround sound
Audio
Aura bass shaker
cd
Damn, that was loud.
Dang, that was loud.
Digital Theater Sound
Display(s)
dolby Digital
Dolby Digital
Dolby Digital EX
dolby ex
dolby ex 2
Dolby Surround
dolby Surround Sound
dts
DTS
dts es
DTS ES
dts es 2
dts hd
dts hd master audio
dvd audio
ES
EX
HD Master Audio
hdcd
Klipsch Reference
Klipsch Ultra 2 speaker system
Look who spent a lot of money on a home theater.
MP3 (Em Pee Three)
now featuring 7.1 audio
Now featuring buttkickers technology
OK. So now my ears are ringing.
Oooooooohhhh, that sounded nice.
Our Theater features the latest in Digital Sound technology in order to bring you the ultimate home theater experience. Please sit back,
relax, & enjoy the show.
Plus
Point (As in version 1.3)
Power Amp(s)
Preamp(s)
Receiver(s)
Sit back and enjoy the THX
Sonic goodness
Speaker(s)
srs
Subwoofer(s)
This theater features DTS-EX full surround sound.
This theater features the latest in technology in order to bring you the ultimate home theater experience.
This theater features the most advanced technology available.
This theater features…
thx
THX
thx 2
thx select
thx ultra 2
true hd
TureHD
watts
Well, well, well, look who spent a lot of money on a home theater system.
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VIDEO
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1.78
1.85
2.35
1080i
1080P
16 by 9
4 by 3
480p
720p
A high definition movie spectacular!
anamorphic widescreen
anamorphic widescreen
blu-ray
Blu-Ray
blu-ray
cinemascope
cinemascope
dlp
DLP
dlp
DLP Technology
DLP. It's the mirrors.
DVD
DVD Player(s)
dvhs
dvhs
DVI
DVR
Front projection
hd dvd
hd dvd
HD-DVD Player(s)
hdmi
HDMI
hdmi
hdtv
HDTV
hdtv
HDVD
High Definition
Home Theater PC
Home Theater PC
HTPC
HVD
LCD
LCOS
Now featuring HD-DVD and Blu-ray movies.
Now featuring Movies in High definition.
O.T.A.
Over the air
Plasma
Plasma
Projection
Projector
Rear projection
Satellite
Video
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MOIVE
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20 Minutes into the future
Action
Adventure
Animation
Anime
At World's End
Captain Jack Sparrow
cartoons
Chick Flick
Classic
Classic horror
Comedy
Concert
Curse of the Black Pearl
Dead Man's Chest
Documentary
Drama
Family
Fantasy
Foreign
Harry Potter
Horror
Johnny Depp
Lord Of the Rings
Martial Arts
Monster's Inc.
Music
Musical
Musicals
Mystery
Pirates of the Caribbean
Rodgers & Hammerstein
Romance
Science-Fiction
Sci-Fi
Sports
Star Wars
Suspense
the fellowship
The Fifth Element
The Incredibles
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Thriller
toons
TV
War
Western
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STUDIO
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20th Centry Fox
20th Century Fox Animation
BBC Films
Buena Vista
Castle Rock
Columbia Tristar
Dreamworks
Focus Features
Fox Entertainment Group
Fox Searchlight
Happy Madison Productions
Hollywood Pictures
Home Box Office
IFC Entertainment
Imagine Entertainment
Lakeshore Entertainment
Legendary Pictures
Lion's Gate films
Lucas Film Limited
Magnolia Pictures
Mandalay Pictures
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
MGM
Miramax
MTV Films
New Line Cinema
Nickelodeon Movies
October Films
Orion Pictures
Paramount
Pixar Animation Studio
Revelations Entertainment
Revolution Studios
RKO Pictures
Rogue Pictures
Screen Gems
Showtime
Sony Pictures Classics
Sony Pictures Imageworks
Spyglass Entertainment
StudioCanal
The Jim Henson Company
The Weinstein Company
THINKFilm
Touchstone Pictures
TriStar Pictures
United Artists
Universal pictures
Universal Studio
Vanguard Films
View Askew
Village Roadshow Pictures
Walt Disney Pictures
Warner Brothers
Warner Independent Pictures
Wes Craven Films
Working Title Films
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MANUFACTURERS
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acoustic research
adcom
aerial acoustics
alchemy 2
anthem
apc
Ascend Acoustics
athena technologies
ati
ati tech
atlantic technology
Audiotron
audyssy 2 eq
audyssy eq
audyssy multeq
audyssy multeq xt
av123
axiom
B & O
B&K
bang & olufsen
bang olufsen
barco
belden
benq
beringer
berkline
bose
buttkicker
buttkicker 2
canare
carada
Charmed Quark Systems
CQC
da lite
danley
dcdi
definitive technology
denon
Denon
directv
diy
draper
dual
dvdo
elite
emotiva
es
escient
expressvu
faroudja
fireball
grand wega
harman kardon
Herbach
hisense
Hitachi
hsu research
Hsu Research (Soo Research)
ididitall
infinity
Infocus
integra
jamo
jbl
JVC
kef
kenwood
Klipsch
lexicon
LG Electronics
logic 7
logitech
Logitech Harmony Remote Control
lumagen
lutron
Marantz
meridian
mirage
Mitsubishi
mk Audio
monitor audio
monster
Monster Cable
motorola
nakamichi
Nash
nec
nht
Niles
nvidia
onix
onix rocket
Onkyo
oppo
Oppo Digital
optoma
osiris
outlaw
Outlaw Audio
pace
palliser
panamax
panasonic
panavision
paradigm
Paradigm Reference
parasound
perpetual technologies
phillips
pioneer
polk
Polk Audio
popcorn
premier
prismasonic
pronto
proscan
ps3
rca
replaytv
revel
rotel
Samsung
sanyo
scientific atlanta
screen research
Sentinel Alarm
sherbourn
sherwood newcastle
smx
Sonet (pronounced - "Sue-net" accent on the 'net')
Sony
Sony Perl
stewart
strata mini
svs
SVS
sxrd
talen
terk
Texas Instruments
tivo
Toshiba
tributaries
usa tv
Vandersteen
velodyne
waferdale
wega
xbox 360
yamaha
zektor
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HOME AUTOMATION
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Activated
Alarm
All
Armed
Away
Back
Basement
Bathroom
Bedroom
Bedtime
Billiard
Car in Driveway
Channel Down
Channel Up
Channels
Closing curtains
Deactivated
Deck
Demo room
Den
Dining
Disarmed
Do you want to turn the bass shakers on?
Down
Driveway
Enter
Exit
Family
Fan
Fast Forward
Forecast
Foyer
Front
Game Room
Garage
Garage Door is now being closed
Green Button
Guide
Hall
Home
House
Info
Kitchen
Lamp
Landscape
Laundry
Left
Light
Lighting
Lights
Line
Live TV
Living
Living Room
Locals
Master
Media Center
Menu
Motion Detector
Movies
My DVD's (plural)
My Music
My TV
Neon
News
Next Chapter
Off
On
Opening curtains
Outside
Overhead
Patio
Pause
Play
Please Choose
Please Make a Selection
Please pick up, the phone is for you
Please Select From the following
Porch
Preset
Previous Chapter
Ready
Record
Recorded TV
Rewind
Right
Room
Room
Scene
School
Sconces
Security
Security System Armed
Security System Dis-Armed
Select
Sensor
Skip Back
Skip Forward
Sports
Sprinkler
Stage
Stairs
stay
Stop
Subtitles
System
System Off
System On
Table
Take Out the Trash Tonight
Temperature
The Mail Has Arrived
Theater Demo
Time
Time to do chores
Today's
Touchscreen
Up
Use the Touchscreen to make your selection
Utility
Volume Down
Volume Up
We are leaving now
Weather
Webcam
Would you like to Watch a Movie, Watch TV, Listen to Music, or play a game?
Yard
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SPORTS
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Arizona Cardinals
Atlanta Falcons
Baltimore Ravens
Buffalo Bills
Carolina Panthers
Chicago Bears
Cincinnati Bengals
Cleveland Browns
Dallas Cowboys
Denver Broncos
Detroit Lions
Green Bay Packers
Houston Texans
Indianapolis Colts
Jacksonville Jaguars
Kansas City Chiefs
Miami Dolphins
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots
New Orleans Saints
New York Jets
NY Giants
Oakland Raiders
Philadelphia Eagles
Pittsburgh Steelers
San Diego Chargers
San Francisco 49ers
Seattle Seahawks
St. Louis Rams
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tennessee Titans
Washington Redskins
Arizona Diamondbacks
Atlanta Braves
Baltimore Orioles
Boston Red Sox
Chicago Cubs
Chicago White Sox
Cincinnati Reds
Cleveland Indians
Colorado Rockies
Detroit Tigers
Florida Marlins
Houston Astros
Kansas City Royals
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
Los Angeles Dodgers
Milwaukee Brewers
Minnesota Twins
New York Mets
New York Yankees
Oakland Athletics
Philadelphia Phillies
Pittsburgh Pirates
San Diego Padres
San Francisco Giants
Seattle Mariners
St. Louis Cardinals
Tampa Bay Devil Rays
Texas Rangers
Toronto Blue Jays
Washington Nationals
Anaheim Mighty Ducks
Atlanta Thrashers
Boston Bruins
Buffalo Sabres
Calgary Flames
Carolina Hurricanes
Chicago Blackhawks
Colorado Avalanche
Columbus Blue Jackets
Dallas Stars
Detroit Red Wings
Edmonton Oilers
Florida Panthers
Los Angeles Kings
Minnesota Wild
Montreal Canadiens
Nashville Predators
New Jersey Devils
New York Islanders
New York Rangers
Ottawa Senators
Philadelphia Flyers
Phoenix Coyotes
Pittsburgh Penguins
San Jose Sharks
St. Louis Blues
Tampa Bay Lightning
Toronto Maple Leafs
Vancouver Canucks
Washington Capitals
Atlanta Hawks
Boston Celtics
Charlotte Bobcats
Chicago Bulls
Cleveland Cavaliers
Dallas Mavericks
Denver Nuggets
Detroit Pistons
Golden State Warriors
Houston Rockets
Indiana Pacers
Los Angeles Clippers
Los Angeles Lakers
Memphis Grizzlies
Miami Heat
Milwaukee Bucks
Minnesota Timberwolves
New Jersey Nets
New Orleans/Oklahoma City Hornets
New York Knicks
Orlando Magic
Philadelphia 76ers
Phoenix Suns
Portland Trail Blazers
Sacramento Kings
San Antonio Spurs
Seattle SuperSonics
Toronto Raptors
Utah Jazz
Washington Wizards
Atlanta Motor Speedway
Bristol Motor Speedway
California Speedway
Chicagoland Speedway
Darlington Raceway
Daytona International Speedway
Dover International Speedway
Homestead-Miami Speedway
Indianapolis Motor Speedway
Infineon Raceway
Kansas Speedway
Las Vegas Motor Speedway
Lowe's Motor Speedway
Martinsville Speedway
Michigan International Speedway
New Hampshire International Speedway
Phoenix International Raceway
Pocono Raceway
Richmond International Raceway
Talledega Superspeedway
Texas Motor Speedway
Watkins Glenn International
NASCAR
Budweiser Shootout
Daytona 500
Gatorade Duel 1
Gatorade Duel 2
Grand Prix
Indy 500
Nextel All-Star Challenge
Race for the Chase
50 yard line
AFC
Aggies
Atlanta
baseball
basketball
Battle
Bears
Beer
Between
Bills
Braves
Buffalo
Buffaloes
Catch every Celtics game, right here.
Champion
Champions
championship
championships
Cornhuskers
Cowboys
Cubs fans are welcome to sit outside.
Cyclones
Dallas Stars
Detroit Red Wings
divisional
E-A-G-L-E-S....EAGLES!
Epic
Falcons
finals
Football
game
Georgia Bulldogs
Georgia Force
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
Go Cardinals!!!
Go Ducks!
Go SOX (pronounced in a Boston-like "SAWX")
Gonzaga Bulldogs
half court
Hawks
hockey
Home of the
Houston Astros
Houston Rockets
Houston Texans
Husky and Beaver fans - your seats are outside where they belong
If you’re rooting for someone other than my team… you better do it quietly.
Iowa State
Jayhawks
Let's bring on the Herd
Let's GO Cyclones (LET's go CY-clones)
Let's go Eskimos!
Let's go Flames!
Let's go Oilers!
Lets go Pistons!
Let's go RoughRiders!
Let's go Stampeders!
Lets go Wings!
March Madness
Marshall University Thundering Herd
Mavericks
Michigan
National Football League
National Hockey League
NCAA
NFC
NFL
NHL
Panthers
Pittsburgh
playoffs
Rangers
Raptors
Red Raiders
Redwing
Sooners
Sportsbar
Stanley Cup
Steelers
Super Bowl
Tailgate party
Texas Longhorns
Thank you for joining us for tonights game featuring the XYZs versus the ABCs
Thrashers
Tigers
Toronto
University
versus
We are Marshall (We are <pause> Marshall)
Wild card
Wildcats
Wisconsin Badgers
With xxx minutes and xxx seconds left to go in the xxx quarter/half/period, the score is xxx to xxx
World Series
wrestling
Yankees fans are welcome to sit outside
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OTHER EVENTS
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Academy Awards
Backyard Bar-B-Q
Christmas
Fist Annual
Guy’s Night
Happy Anniversary
Happy Birthday!
Happy Holidays
Holiday
Lady’s Night
MTV Video Music Awards
Oscar
Oscars
Party
Party
Reserve this Theater for your next Birthday Party.
Season Finale
Season premiere
Tonight's premiere episode
We want to wish you a Happy Birthday
We would like to wish John a Happy Birthday
We would like to wish you a happy birthday.
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NUMBERS AND TIME
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1st
2nd
3rd
4th
5th
6th
7th
8th
9th
10th
11th
12th
13th
14th
15th
16th
17th
18th
19th
20th
30th
40th
50th
60th
70th
80th
90th
100th
2000
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
30
40
50
60
70
80
90
100
hundred
Annual
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
January
February
March
April
May
June
July
August
September
October
November
December
AM
PM
Noon
Midnight
day
days
decade
decades
hour
hours
Minute
Minutes
month
months
year
years
Good afternoon.
Good evening.
Good morning.
Good night.
Goodbye.
The time is…
The read is done. I'm prepping the files now.
I'll let everyone know when I'm done.
Here's a sample (http://tinstudio.com/files/v3sample.mp3)
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Quotes are in. The final price is - $30 via Download - $33 via USPS
Bob will do the read instead of Greg
Bob will be reading volumes 1-3 in one shot
Only those participating in volume 3 will be entitled to a copy of all 3 volumes at this cost
I will be posting a revised script in the next day or 2 that includes all the lines.
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Our third installment!
We will be doing another round of custom voiceovers for use in your home theater. Here's the deal.
1. You are allowed to ad your theater name and 30 words of custom lines.
For example:
(theater name) - The Jedi Theater
(custom words) - Come to the dark side and feast at our imperial snackbar.
2. If you have any lines that you feel others may like, post them and I'll add them to the generics.
Note: We our going to try and make sure nothing from volume 1 or 2 is repeated. The exception to the rule will be anything
that didn't come out right in previous volumes or if there is a specific request for a different inflection. If you have one of these
requests, please send them via email and I will add it to the script.
You can find the scripts for Vol 1 and 2 posted in the first message of these threads
Link to Volume 1 Thread (http://www.avsforum.com/avs-vb/showthread.php?t=711484)
Link to Volume 2 Thread (http://www.avsforum.com/avs-vb/showthread.php?t=726317)
3. Send an email to htvoiceover@gmail.com with your real name, AVS screen name and a short msg letting me know you want in.
If you know your custom lines right away, send them too.
4. Don't pay yet. I will let you know when.
5. Cost. This is a though one. After our last 2 reads the narrator wants more money. The only way to keep the costs down on this read is to
keep the script short and the participants high. This may not be a problem becasue we have so much stuff in the the generics list already.
If in the end the narrator's final price is to high, I have a backup narrator. He quoted a price for the other volumes at about 1/4 -1/3
the cost. If we can't afford the original narrator we can have the new guy read all 3 volumes and it will still come out a bit less. I will
be making that decission after we close the list and get the quote from original narrator.
6. When the read is complete, you will have the choice of download or having a CD sent via USPS.
7. HAVE FUN WITH THIS.
Like last time, I will filter the script so that we keep within the scheduled narration session.
Let me know if you have any questions and let the fun begin =)
FAQs:
Q: Are all volumes included with volume 3?
A: No. All volumes are seperate. You are paying for the custom lines. All generics should be considered as a bouns. This is how volumes 1
and 2 were done and this is how it will continue.
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34. cjett *PAID* *DOWNLOAD*
35. mtratz *PAID* *DOWNLOAD*
36. barhoram *PAID* *DOWNLOAD*
37. ebockelman *PAID* *DOWNLOAD*
38. jdollison *PAID* *USPS*
39. tlogan6797 *PAID* *USPS*
40. Olelucky *PAID* *USPS*
41. Iceblade *PAID* *USPS*
42. vbellino *PAID* *DOWNLOAD*
43. theendisnye *PAID* *DOWNLOAD*
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45. mp796 *PAID* *USPS*
46. Daimion *PAID* *DOWNLOAD*
47. BernieBl *PAID* *DOWNLOAD*
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Volume 3 SCRIPT
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THEATER NAMES
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Bradley Estates
Cinema 848 (8 40 8)
Cinema Murray
Cinema One
Cinema Paradiso (Pear-A-Dee-So)
Corsinema
Dapple Dandy home theater
E-Cinema
Emily Cinema
Fasino Home Theater ( Just like Casino but with an "F" instead of C)
Flosston Paradise
Fortinplex Cinematron 2
Hagerplex Home Theater
Hardy's Arcade and Theater
Hoogs' Home Theater (pronounced Who-gs)
Hull Family Theaters
Jeannie's Cinema (as in "I dream of Jeannie")
Jim's Getaway
Kunpung's Dog Biscuit Home Theater (pronounced Koon Poong, with emphasis on the Poong)
Lumpy's Home Theater
Margaret and Bills home theater
Moore's Cinema
Network 23
Nosillod Cinema (Na-sill-lod, like rod)
Riverside Cinemas
River Song Theater
Rogers Cinema
Thatcher Brook Cinema
The Action Plant theater
The AMAX Cinema (pronounced like the IMAX theaters only with an A instead of the I)
The Backyard Bijou
The Bailey Family Theater
the Barhorst Home Theater
The Berger Family Cinema
The Big TV Room
The Bjorlin Bijou (BYOUR LYNN)
The Bloody Stub Pub
The Booth Bijou
The Burke Home Theater
The C & S Mini-plex
The Capital Cinema and Draft House
The Castillo Del Sol Theater
The Cinamatron
The Cineplex
The Clark Picture Palace
The Clews Home Theater
The Clews Theater
The Colleton's Home Theater (call-et-un)
The Cologne Home Theater
The Corsinema (core cinema one word)
The DeJesus Family Theater (de-hey-soos)
The Dettwiler Digitalplex (Dettwiler is pronounced DEBT-why-ler, kind of like Rottweiler)
The DoBell Estates Theater (Doe-bell)
The DoBell Home Theater
The Double A Cinema
The Dufrene home Theater (Dufrene pronounced "Do-fren")
The Dworek Family Theater
the Dworek Home Theater
The Emily Cinema
The Evangelista Family Theater (pronounced E-van-gel-eees-ta)
The Falzon Family Theater (fal-zun)
The Feedom Lair (Feedom NOT freedom)
The Fitzsimons Family Theater (fitz-sy-munz NOT sim-munz)
The Flick Room
The Fortinplex Cinematron
The Fortinplex Cinematron 2
The Freiburg Theater (FRY-burg)
The Glenn Cinema
The Golden Era Theater (say twice - ear-a & air-a)
The GOOD Theater
The Gormley Family Home Theater
The Gouger Home Theater
The Guerilla drive-in
The Haataja Family Theater (Ha-dee-ya, Ha-d'ya... no pause b/t syllables)
The Haataja's (See Wav File)
The Hartland Home Theater
The Hauser Home Theater (howzer)
The Hayes'
The Hayes Family Cinema
The Hodges Family Theater
The Holden Family Theater
The Holtz Family Theater (pronounced like the Notre Dame Coach)
the Hull Family Theater
The Jedi Theater
The Juliano Family Home Theater (pronounced joule-ee-anne-o [small accent on first syllable is okay])
The Kaps Family Cinema
The Klein Family Theater
The Logan Family Theater
The Meyer Family Theater
the Mickelodeon Cinema
The Mickelodeon Theater
The Miller Family Theater
The Movie Loft
The Mystic Theater
The Network23 Theater
the Northpark Village Cinema
The Oddo Family Theater (this is a long O and both O's sound like the O in boat)
The On-Call Theater
The Ovsak Family (pronounced Oh-Shock, no pause between syllables and the v is totally silent)
The Patrick Family Theater
The Pierce Family Cinema
The Pierce Family home theater
the Pineapple Palace Theater
The Pirate Cove
The Pollak Family Theater (pall ock like All and lock)
The Powell family theater
The Priece Family Home Theater (Preece)
The Realistic Home Theater
The Red Meadow Theater
The Regency Theater
The Rike Home Theater Experience
The River Song Theater
The Rodriguez Family Theater
The Rogers Theater
The Roseberry Family Theater
The Rue Morgue Theater
The Schiff family theater
The Schuetter Family Digital Cinemas (shooter)
The Settler's Pond Cinema
The Shadow Woods Theater
The Shaffer Cinema and Drafthouse
The Shaffer Sports bar
The Sheahan Home Theatre (See Mp3 - Shee-en)
The Sugarshack Singleplex
The Sunny Glen Theater
The under-the-back-porch home theater
The Valentin home cinema (va-len-teen)
The Van Drunen Family Theatre (pronounced "Drew-nin")
The Wagoner High Definition Mini IMAX
The Wagoner Home Theater and Gallery
The War Room
The Warnkey Media Room (pronounced warn-key, not warn-a-key)
The Washam Family Theater (Washum)
the Water's Edge Cinema
The Wellington Cinema
The Whiting Family Theater (white-ing)
The Whitley Home Theater (whit-lee)
The Willis Home Theater
The Wise Guy’s Theater
The Withey Home Theater (With-ee)
the Wolf Family Theater
The Woody's Home Theater
Tyler's Jedi knight theater
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CUSTOM LINES
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A B Hot Production
A Falzon Productions Feature Presentation (fal-zun)
A Fortin productions feature presentation
AKA Jim's Getaway
Albright (All-bright)
Alisa and Joe welcome you to Riverside Cinemas (a-lisa)
Alisa and Joe welcome you to their home theater
An L&L Production
and keep your hands off my daughter
and keep your hands off my mother
And now, for the Freiburg theater feature presentation
And now, Judy and Gordon are proud to present our feature presentation
and only Boom Boom Room
Angel, Ana and Aiden welcome you to the XYZ theater
Ashley thanks you for coming
Ausfarts in the rear" (ausfart is german for exit)
Bernard, Denise and Gabrielle Welcome you to their home theater.
Bockelman
Boomer Sooner
BOO-YA!
Brought to you by Dan and Stephanie.
Brought to you by the Realistic Home Theater
Bud and Bonnie Welcome You
Check out the Sports memorabilia in the concession area
Cooper's Robot Cinema
Coppell (Cop-Pell)
Courtney and Ashley
Craig and Lara would like to welcome you to the Rue Morgue Theater (pronounced LAR-A)
Dan and Shawnna welcome you
David, Missy, Cordie, and Bell would like to welcome you to Cinema One home theater
Design, Installation, and Consulting
Don and Michelle
Ellington, Connecticut
Emily, Grace & Luke would like to welcome you to the Hodges Family Theater
Enjoy a pint before or after the show, at the Bloody Stub Pub.
Eric Schneider
Erin and Eric welcome you to River Song Theatre
Falzon Video Montage
Featuring the greatest entertainment in the universe.
For information on how you can have a theater in your home, visit...
Fo-shizzle
free and the price is right
From the depths of Homesdale Avenue
Gavin, Grace and Vivi (Viv-ee)
Gears of War
Hayes Family
Homebrew
HomeTheaterrific (pronounced Home Thee AAAAY ter RIF fic)
If you would like something to drink ask Jordan, if you need the volume adjusted ask Jimmy, Shelly will probably be asleep in 30 minutes so
don't bother her.
Isaac and Chanda welcome you to the xyz theater
It's hotter than hot. It's Hot ta!
Jen, Ken, Ethan, and Alex welcome you to their home theater
Judas Priest (usually rather strung out Judas and quicker Priest)
K&A productions welcomes you to the Hauser Home Theater
Keep your grubby hands aboard! (like a pirate)
Keep your grubby hands to yourself! (like a pirate)
Klinke (Klinke pronounced like Slinky)
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Fortinplex Cinematron 2, the ultimate in home theater experience, presented to you by Jeff and Michelle
Fortin
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the Emily Cinema, The ultimate in home theater experience, Presented to you by the Nguyen Family.
(pronounced Winn)
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Glenn Cinema, where the popcorn is
Lived, Died, Resurrected.....The ultimate three day weekend (read with voice inflection. Like during a movie trailer)
Manager Poong says enjoy a fresh can of alpo, a milk bone, or a tasty buttered popcorn at our concession stand
Mark and Cathy
Mark and Cathy are going to bed now so you nice people can go home
Martin, Nina and David welcome you to the Schiff family theater. Please sit back and enjoy the show.
Max Headroom
May the force be with you.
Michael Tratz
Mike and Antonette (AN-TA-NET) Welcomes you to the Pierce Cinema
Mike and Nancy welcome you to...
Miller Lane
Mini Gopher
Mitchel, Valerie, Christopher, and Lily would like to welcome you to the Berger Family Cinema
Now that ye have found the Pirate Cove, it’s best to keep it to yourself, remember dead men tale no tales (like a Pirate)
Please leave your lightsabers at the door
Please stay seated during the movie and keep your hands off my daughter.
Pocketful of Quarters
Popcorn, Candy and a wide selection of drinks are located in the lobby at the back of the theater
Presentrd by the Juliano Family Home Theater (pronounced joule-ee-anne-o [small accent on first syllable is okay])
Purple Haze Productions
Quite down or we will send you to Davey Jones's locker. (like a pirate)
Richardson's
Ricky presents
Ricsof production
Rob and Mary
Roman
Scott and Carrie would like to welcome you to the C & S Mini-Plex
Scott and Nicki welcome you to tonight's show.
Scott, Julie, Luke and Owen welcome you
Sean and Kathy welcome you to the Burke Home theater inside the one
Slurm
Sofia presents
Stamford, Connecticut
Steve and Kay welcome you to the Water's Edge Cinema
Tales from Behind the Door Productions
Thank you for visiting JEANNIE's Cinema
The Barn of Death (horror dramatic if possible)
The Battlestar Galactica Screening Room, enjoy the show, it may be your last
The Bergers
The best movie experience in all of Random Lake.
The Cave
The Corsinema (pause) presents to you (pause) a short film (more serious voice booming VOG)
the Dark Side.
The DosSantos Family" (pronounced like the word for Spanish 2, "uno, DOS....")
The Holden Family Production Presents
The Holden's
The Holdens Online [dot] com
The Logans welcome you.
The management reminds you that there are no cats allowed in the Koon Poong Dog Biscuit Home theater!
The Mickelodeon Theater proudly presents
The Network 23 Theater is happy to present our feature presentation.
The next feature film is brought to you by, Slurm
The Pirate Cove Welcomes you. (like a pirate)
The Rodriguez
The Toole family proudly welcomes you to the Pineapple Palace Theater.
The Wolf.
There's always a good show at the Guerilla drive-in.
This be your last chance to turn around. (like a pirate)
This is Network 23, the network that means business now transmitting live to the world.
Tom and Denise welcome you to...
Tyler thanks you for coming
Tyler, Alex and Jack
Uber
Visit the lobby for delicious snacks from across the galaxy.
We're green. Super Green.
Where Size DOES Matter! (emphasis on ‘does’)
Where the lobbyists work at the snack bar and the latest projections always show a good time
Where the Speaker of the House is a subwoofer and the latest projections always show a good time
Will you marry me, Jamie?
Will you marry me?
word to your mutha
You are Listening to Fasino Family Radio
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WELCOME TO
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John and Jane would like to welcome you
Ladies & Gentlemen, Welcome to the E-Cinema, presented to you by Joshua & Genevieve, relax and enjoy the show!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the Fortinplex Cinematron, The ultimate in home theater experience, Presented to you by Joe and Shelly
Fortin.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Patrick Family Theater, otherwise known as The Sugarshack Singleplex
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to The Van Drunen family theatre, presented to you by Dan & Shawnna
Welcome Fantasy Football Friends
Welcome to another movie marathon
Welcome to Chris' home theater
Welcome to Cinema Murray
Welcome to Cinema Paradiso
Welcome to Falls Ridge Movie Nights!
Welcome to Hardy's Arcade and Theater, half borrowed, half working equals a whole lot of fun
Welcome to Hull Family Theaters.
Welcome to Jack’s theater. Today Jack has invited his birthday party costars, Julia, Meghan, Brady, Ryan, Cameron and Ty to a special
screening of the blockbuster Cars. Happy birthday Jack.
Welcome to Jonathan's Cinema and Drafthouse
Welcome to Lumpy's Home Theater
Welcome to Madeline's First Birthday Party
Welcome to Margaret and Bills home theater
Welcome to Nosillod Cinema
Welcome to our family theater.
Welcome to our family theater.
Welcome to our fist annual movie bash!
Welcome to our home theater.
Welcome to our…
Welcome to Riverside Cinemas
Welcome to the Barhorst Home Theater
Welcome to the Big Poppa Movie Extravaganza..... Enjoy the show.
Welcome to the Bjorlin Bjou
Welcome to the Booth Bijou
Welcome to the Burke Home Theater
Welcome to the C&S Mini-Plex!
Welcome to the Clark Picture Palace!
Welcome to The Corsinema
Welcome to the Dapple Dandy home theater
Welcome to the Dobell Estates Theater
Welcome to the Dobell Family Home Theater
Welcome to the Double A Cinema. Where Ladies always get a free rewind of their favorite butt-shaking scenes.
Welcome to the Dworek Home Theater
Welcome to the Fasino Home Theater
Welcome to the Feedom Lair (feedom like freedom without the "r")
Welcome to the Flick Room. Steve and Joanne are your hosts for tonight's cinematic experience, Molly please stop snoring. Now let the show
begin
Welcome to the Freiburg theater.
Welcome to the Hagerplex Home Theater
Welcome to the Hauser Home Theater
Welcome to the Holtz Family Theater
Welcome to the Hull Family Theater.
Welcome to the MOVIE LOFT
Welcome to the Northpark Village Cinema. A proud member of Hull Family Theaters
Welcome to the Oddo Family Theater (this is a long O and both O's sound like the O in boat)
Welcome to the Powell family theater
Welcome to the Red Meadow Theater
Welcome to the Reich Family Theater. The show is about to begin.
Welcome to River Song Theatre
Welcome to The Rocky Horror Picture Show night
Welcome to the Rue Morgue Theater
Welcome to the Shadow Woods Theater at Auburn Hills
Welcome to the Sheahan Home Theatre (See Mp3 - Shee-en)
Welcome to the Sunny Glen Theater, we hope you enjoy the show.
Welcome to the ultimate Home Theater Experience.
Welcome to the ultimate in Home Theater Entertainment.
Welcome to the Under-the-back-porch home theater
Welcome to the Vossen home theater (pronounced 'Vas-sin' with the emphasis on the first syllable)
Welcome to the Washam Family Theater
Welcome to the Water's Edge Cinema
Welcome to the Wellington Cinema. Sit back, relax and enjoy the show.
Welcome to the Whitley Home Theater (whit-lee)
Welcome to the Willis Home Theater
Welcome to the Withey Home Theater
Welcome to the Wolf family theater
Welcome to the Woody's Home Theater
Welcome to tonight's feature presentation.
Welcome to...
Welcome, to the Wagoner High Definition Mini IMAX and Art Gallery!
Welcome you to the Hagerplex Home Theater
Welcomes you
Welcomes you to the Hagerplex Home Theater
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NAMES
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Adam
Alex
Alexa
Alexander
Allie
Amanda
Andrew
Andy
Angela
Ann
Anthony
Antonette (AN-TA-NET)
Ashley
Aubrey (awe-brie)
Austin
Autumn
Ben
Bernard
Blake
Bob
Brian
Brianna
Brittney
Brooklyn
Bryan
Bryn
Buggdog
Carma
Carrie
Casey
Cathy
Chanda (Shan-dah)
Chris
Christopher
Cole
Cooper
Corsino (Core-see-no)
Courtney and Ashley
Craig
Dade
Dan
Dan and Mickie
Dandy
Danielle
Danny
Dapple
Darlene
Dave
David
Denise
Dennis
Dennis and Kristi
Devyn
Diana
Dominic
Don and Michelle
Dustin
Dworek
Elizabeth
Emily
Emma
Eric
Eric Meyer
Ethan
Felicia
Gabrielle
Gary
George
George Meyer
Gimli (G as in gimmie)
Glenna
Gordy
Grace
Grant
Greg
Haley
Hannah
Hector
Heidi
Hieu (pronounced like Hue)
Hoogerhyde (pronounced Who-ger-hide)
Ilyana (Il-e-on-ahh)
Isaac (I-zick)
Jamie
Jan
Jason
Jeanine
Jeff
Jeff and Michelle
Jen
jenessa
Jenna
Jermey
Jerry
Jessica
Jim
Joan and Jane
Joe
Joe and Shelly
Juliana (Julie-Ana)
Kaos Krew Productions
Kara (Pronounced "care-ah")
Karen
Karla
Kate
Kathy
Katie
Kay
Keith
Keith and Cathy
Kelly
Ken
Khoa (pronounced like the French word “quoi”, for example, “je ne sais quoi”)
kiki
Kim
Korry
Koshka (Kosh-kuh)
Kris
Kris's
Kristi
Kristofer
lara (Lar-A)
leah
Lear
Leslie
Lily
Linda
Lindsey
Lori
Lou
Luke
Lumpy
Lumpy's
Macki
Madelyn
Mai (pronounced like the word “my”)
Margaret
Mark
Martin
Mary
Matt
Matt, Jen, and Aiden (Ay-den)
Matthew
Max
Max Headroom
Melissa
Merci
Mia
Michelle
Mike
Milton
Mitchel
Mitzie
Moe
Monique (Mo-Neek)
Nancy
Nicholas
Nicole
Nicole
Nikki
Nina
Nye
Olivia
Paul
Randy
Riley
Ron
Sam
Sarah
Scott, Cyndi and Chloe
Sean
Shawnna
Shelly
Skye (Pronounced "sky")
Steve
Stockton
Sydeny
Taylor
Terri
Thao (pronounced like Towel)
Tom and Bev
Tom and Melinda
Tracy
Trevor
Trish
Trudy
Tyler
Valerie
violet
Waterford
Wendy
Will
Zach
Zoe (pronounced like Joey)
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GENERIC ENTER
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...proudly presents tonight's feature presentation
And now, for...
And now, our feature presentation...
And you don't have to sit through twenty minutes of commercials
Brace yourself for tonight's feature presentation.
brought to you by John
brought to you by the xyz theater
Brought to you by...
Coming soon to a home theater near you...
Coming soon to...
Enjoy all the top hits scheduled for this theater.
Enjoy the show
Enjoy these Previews.
Fasten your seat belts and prepare yourself for an unbelievable ride.
Feel free to sit anywhere you want, as long as it’s not in my seat.
Get ready for a wild ride!
How about some trivia?
I really hope this works
is happy to present our feature presentation.
is proud to present our feature presentation.
Is proud to present this short cartoon
John and Jane welcome you to our theater
John and Jane welcome you to the XYZ theater
John welcomes you to the XYZ theater
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Welcome to the XYZ theater.
Ladies and Gentlemen.
Let's get ready to WAAAAATCHHHH! (WWF VOICE)
May we have your attention.
Movies are better than ever.
Now Sit Back, Relax, & Enjoy the Show.
OK Kids, grab your seats, the big show is about to begin.
On with the show
Our feature presentation will begin immediately following this short cartoon
Our feature presentation.
Our Presentation Of
Please direct your attention to the front of the room.
Please direct your attention to the screen. The movie is about to begin.
Please enjoy this short cartoon
Please make yourself comfortable and enjoy the show
Please send all complaints to www It could always suck more dot com
Please take you seats the show is about to begin.
Please take your seats.
Please watch you step while finding your seat
Presented by Jane Doe
Presented on the Fujitsu High Definition Plasma Display
Presents to you, this feature film
Remember the day when you got a cartoon with your movie? So do we!
Sit back, relax and enjoy the show.
Sit down, shut up, and enjoy the show
Smoke, talk and relax in your own car!
Stay tuned for our feature presentation.
Stay tuned for tonight's feature presentation.
Stay tuned for tonight's movie feature.
Thank you for visiting the Network 23 theater.
The beer is cold, the women are easy, let the party begin!
The following presentation may contain scenes that frighten, shock, nauseate, or just plain annoy you. Too bad.
The following previews and trailers are made possible by the use of an Apple Mac home theater PC
The management reserves the right to refuse admission to the theater
The movie is about to begin.
The movie starts in 1 minute
The movie starts in 5 minutes
The next feature film is brought to you by...
The show starts in 1 minute
The show starts in 5 minutes
This movie is a favorite of the owner .... you are all obliged to pretend that you like it!
This movie is rated SP... because it will scare your pants off!
This movie is so good you may wonder how you missed it!
Tonight's movie contains sights and sounds so impressive, you'll wonder why we didn't charge you admission.
Watch for future coming attractions
We have a wide selection of movies to choose from.
We hope you enjoy our feature presentation.
We, are happy you could attend this evenning
Welcome to our family theater.
Where it's safe. It's quiet. And you don't have to sit through The Twenty.
Wright to "It Could Always Suck More (dot) com" with your complaints
Your feature presentation will start shortly. Enjoy the show!
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GENERIC EXIT
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All exits are located at the rear of the theater
Exits are located at the front of the theater
for coming.
for joining us today.
Our family thanks you for joining us tonight. Please have a safe trip home.
Please dispose of all trash in the wastebaskets
Please drive without the lights on until you reach the exit
Please grab all your belongings and find the nearest exit.
Please leave as quickly as you can, your hosts are tired and want to go to bed...
Please watch your step while exiting the theater
Please watch your step while getting out of your chairs
Please, do not exit through the side doors...we may never see you again if you do.
Thank you for joining us tonight.
Thank You for visiting the Pace family theater.
Thank you.
thanks you.
This concludes tonight's feature presentation.
Visit us often and enjoy the screen attractions in the comfort of you own car.
Watch your step.
We don't care where you go, but you can't stay here.
We would like to wish you
We would like to wish you a plesant evening
Well, that was awesome.
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
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GENERIC OTHER
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An adventure so big it will blow you away.
Ask the Theater Manager for details.
by the motion picture association of America.
Class, Comfort, and your favorite movies!
Comes the horrifying story of
Due to the violent content, material may be unsuitable for some viewers
Established in 2006
Experience the difference!
Feel free to talk back to the screen - you'll only look more drunk than you are.
For those of you that came in costume we appreciate your enthusiasm, but we still think you're weird
Guaranteed to thrill you, chill you and fulfill you!
Have a great day.
Have a safe trip home.
Help your self to...
If you've got 'em, smoke 'em
In case of an emergency, please use the side exit
It's highly addictive!
Let's get 'er done
Like some dark spirit trying to force its way into our world
Near the theater restroom
Necking in the balcony only. And, hey! You two! Get a room!
Now featuring the Buttkicker, you can FEEL the difference.
Our Partners
Parental guidance is suggested
Pay no attention to that man standing at the back of the theater.
Prepare for an epic battle between good and evil
Prepared especially for you.
Presented in..,
Proudly presents...
Shown As originally released, uncut!
Smoke 'em if you've got 'em
The following film is intended for a mature audience.
The following home movie has not been rated.
They were told never to enter
They were told to stay away
This movie has been rated G
This movie has been rated NC-17
This movie has been rated PG
This movie has been rated PG-13
This movie has been rated R
Tickets? You don't need no stinkin' tickets at the Brak Theater
Two thousand and 7 years in the making.
We always show a great selection of rare warner bros cartoons and other short subjects.
WE CHANGE OUR SHORTS DAILY! (say with pride)
What? That's not true? [as if spoken to someone nearby] Ahem...Ignore that last comment.
You never know what may happen tonight… (say scary like)
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SHORT GENERIC
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Acoustically Transparent
and
and (short sweet no inflection)
And by the way
anyhow
anywho
at
Ausfahrt(s) (Austrailia fart, aus-fart)
Available on DVD
AVS Forum
Back and Sides
Backyard
but
Cineplex
Coming Soon
Directed by
dome
Double Feature
Drive-in
Featuring
fiber optic
Film
Flick
for
Friends
From
Full
Home
in
inch
management
marathon
Marathon
Matinee
microperf
Monoplex
Movie
Movies
next
Night
now
Now on DVD
Now Playing
of
on
or
Our
Our Friends
Over
Picture
Please remember
plus
pounds
present
Presentation
Presents
Projectionist
rear
sand
seats
Series
Show
stadium seating
Staff
Starring
State of the art
That's
The
Theater
Thee
this
thousand
to
To
Tonight
Tonight's
Video
Visual perfection
we
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Your
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COURTESY
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Absolutely no cell phones allowed!
Alright people, you know the drill. Sit down, relax, and enjoy the show...oh...and, keep the talking to a minimum, please.
and keep your hands to yourself!
and keep your mitts off the equipment!
Anything you say sir
As a courtesy to all in attendance today...
Coming right up sir
I'm not your mother, please clean up after yourself
keep your mitts off the equipment!
Please don't drink and drive!
Please no farting during the feature presentation
Please refrain from smoking or talking during our feature presentation.
Please refrain from talking during our feature presentation.
Please turn off all cell phones, pagers, and beepers.
Please turn off your cell phones.
Remember, silence is golden and phone use is strictly prohibited!
Right away sir
Sorry sir
Tipping is always welcome, if not expected
Tipping your host is at your discretion
Yes sir
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CONCESSIONS
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a nice glass of Wine
and a fine selection of other goodies are now being served in our lobby
Are being served
are waiting for you at the concession stand
Bars
Be sure to visit our concession stand for a variety of treats including...
Beer
Big Hunk
Candy
Candy and popcorn are available from our snack bar.
Chocolate
Coca Cola
Coffee
Cold and refreshing
Cold beer is in the fridge....brown liquor is upstairs....
Come and get em.
cotton candy
Desserts
Dr Pepper is avabiable at the snack bar
Dr Pepper products are avabiable at the snack bar
Dr Pepper products in the refrigerator
Draft
Employees Only in the concession area.
Free FRESH popcorn, candy and refreshing soda in our lobby.
freeze dried ice cream
Fresh Hot Popcorn
Goobers
Grab a beer, eh?
Hamburgers
Happy Hour will end in 15 minutes so grab another drink!
Hot Dogs
Ice Cold Soft Drinks
Ice Cream
If you smell the popcorn, you are probably late, as the show has already started.
Malts
Peanuts
Pizza
Popcorn, candy and Soda! (upbeat)
Raisinettes
Refreshments
Skittles
Smooth and Refreshing
Snow Caps
Sour Patch Kids
Sweedish Fish
The beer’s in the fridge, it’s not going to pour itself.
The popcorn is hot, the refreshments are cold, and the movie is about to begin.
Twizzlers
Visit the concessions stand. We put the junk in your trunk.
We feature ice cold drinks at our concessions..
While waiting for the movie enjoy Fresh STEAMED HOTDOGS. mmmmmm
Will be served
You want a diabetic Coma?
You'll find ice cold beer on tap. And while you are at, pour me one.
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INTERMISSION
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A brief intermission
Let's pause the movie now for a brief intermission.
Now it is time for an intermission.
We pause now for a brief intermission.
We will now have a short intermission, be back in 10 minutes for the remainder of the show
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COMPLETE PHRASES
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A friendly reminder, the last person to leave there cell phone on in here was stripped down, thrown in a barrell full of rusty thumb tacks,
and rolled up and down every hill in San Francisco. Enjoy the show!
A story this big can only be told on a screen this size.
Attention! This theater features the startling new multi-dimension of SENSURROUND. please be aware that you will feel as well as see and
hear realistic effects such as might be experienced in real life.
Geesh, I don’t get paid enough for this (fading off)…huh, what? (full volume again) Oh, ahh, just commenting on what a nice place you have
sir.
Good evening and welcome to Flicks in the Sticks. Please grab your yard monkies and sit em down, the show is about to begin.
In a world where most humans choose to walk in the sun on the weekends, one family chooses to dwell in darkness. And you may be next. Join
them any weekend, in a home theater near you.
In a world where people still watch standard definition television, one family says "no more." This weekend, you are invited to be a part
of the high definition home theater experience.
In a world where prices are high and popcorn is stale, one small cinema stood up against the corporate megaplexes to produce an
extraordinary theater going experience.
Sorry we are unavailable to take your call. If you will leave your name, phone number and the time of your call, we will get right back to
you.
The following is a public service announcement for the hearing impaired, presented to you by Marcel Marceau. {pause} Thank you Monsieur
Marceau.
The management assumes no responsibility for the physical or emotional reactions of the individual viewer.
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone. - of viewers only - of
patrons only
This is the true story of an ordinary man, who made an extraordinary home theater. Join us in a theater that critics are calling "sweet"
and "freekin' awesome." The Times writes, "You don't have to worry about cell phones or annoying strangers. Four stars." And the Daily
Globe reports "A life changing experience. They have a real popcorn maker and everything. Totally pimped out." {pause to insert custom
theater name}, a "freekin' awesome" experience.
We apologize. We are currently experiencing technical difficulties. Our movie will resume shortly.
Welcome to the Magic theater's Slaughter Film Fest. Grab a fist full of popcorn, a chilling beverage and don't forget the barf bag.
You thought they were the average American family. With a normal car. Normal lawn. Normal kids. Well you were wrong, dead wrong. This
weekend, {pause to add custom theater name or family name} invites you to witness what you have been missing out on you entire life - the
home theater experience. You may never leave.
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AUDIO
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5.1 surround sound
6.1 surround sound
7.1 surround sound
9.1 channel surround sound
9.1 surround sound
Audio
Aura bass shaker
cd
Damn, that was loud.
Dang, that was loud.
Digital Theater Sound
Display(s)
dolby Digital
Dolby Digital
Dolby Digital EX
dolby ex
dolby ex 2
Dolby Surround
dolby Surround Sound
dts
DTS
dts es
DTS ES
dts es 2
dts hd
dts hd master audio
dvd audio
ES
EX
HD Master Audio
hdcd
Klipsch Reference
Klipsch Ultra 2 speaker system
Look who spent a lot of money on a home theater.
MP3 (Em Pee Three)
now featuring 7.1 audio
Now featuring buttkickers technology
OK. So now my ears are ringing.
Oooooooohhhh, that sounded nice.
Our Theater features the latest in Digital Sound technology in order to bring you the ultimate home theater experience. Please sit back,
relax, & enjoy the show.
Plus
Point (As in version 1.3)
Power Amp(s)
Preamp(s)
Receiver(s)
Sit back and enjoy the THX
Sonic goodness
Speaker(s)
srs
Subwoofer(s)
This theater features DTS-EX full surround sound.
This theater features the latest in technology in order to bring you the ultimate home theater experience.
This theater features the most advanced technology available.
This theater features…
thx
THX
thx 2
thx select
thx ultra 2
true hd
TureHD
watts
Well, well, well, look who spent a lot of money on a home theater system.
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VIDEO
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1.78
1.85
2.35
1080i
1080P
16 by 9
4 by 3
480p
720p
A high definition movie spectacular!
anamorphic widescreen
anamorphic widescreen
blu-ray
Blu-Ray
blu-ray
cinemascope
cinemascope
dlp
DLP
dlp
DLP Technology
DLP. It's the mirrors.
DVD
DVD Player(s)
dvhs
dvhs
DVI
DVR
Front projection
hd dvd
hd dvd
HD-DVD Player(s)
hdmi
HDMI
hdmi
hdtv
HDTV
hdtv
HDVD
High Definition
Home Theater PC
Home Theater PC
HTPC
HVD
LCD
LCOS
Now featuring HD-DVD and Blu-ray movies.
Now featuring Movies in High definition.
O.T.A.
Over the air
Plasma
Plasma
Projection
Projector
Rear projection
Satellite
Video
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MOIVE
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20 Minutes into the future
Action
Adventure
Animation
Anime
At World's End
Captain Jack Sparrow
cartoons
Chick Flick
Classic
Classic horror
Comedy
Concert
Curse of the Black Pearl
Dead Man's Chest
Documentary
Drama
Family
Fantasy
Foreign
Harry Potter
Horror
Johnny Depp
Lord Of the Rings
Martial Arts
Monster's Inc.
Music
Musical
Musicals
Mystery
Pirates of the Caribbean
Rodgers & Hammerstein
Romance
Science-Fiction
Sci-Fi
Sports
Star Wars
Suspense
the fellowship
The Fifth Element
The Incredibles
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Thriller
toons
TV
War
Western
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STUDIO
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20th Centry Fox
20th Century Fox Animation
BBC Films
Buena Vista
Castle Rock
Columbia Tristar
Dreamworks
Focus Features
Fox Entertainment Group
Fox Searchlight
Happy Madison Productions
Hollywood Pictures
Home Box Office
IFC Entertainment
Imagine Entertainment
Lakeshore Entertainment
Legendary Pictures
Lion's Gate films
Lucas Film Limited
Magnolia Pictures
Mandalay Pictures
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
MGM
Miramax
MTV Films
New Line Cinema
Nickelodeon Movies
October Films
Orion Pictures
Paramount
Pixar Animation Studio
Revelations Entertainment
Revolution Studios
RKO Pictures
Rogue Pictures
Screen Gems
Showtime
Sony Pictures Classics
Sony Pictures Imageworks
Spyglass Entertainment
StudioCanal
The Jim Henson Company
The Weinstein Company
THINKFilm
Touchstone Pictures
TriStar Pictures
United Artists
Universal pictures
Universal Studio
Vanguard Films
View Askew
Village Roadshow Pictures
Walt Disney Pictures
Warner Brothers
Warner Independent Pictures
Wes Craven Films
Working Title Films
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MANUFACTURERS
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acoustic research
adcom
aerial acoustics
alchemy 2
anthem
apc
Ascend Acoustics
athena technologies
ati
ati tech
atlantic technology
Audiotron
audyssy 2 eq
audyssy eq
audyssy multeq
audyssy multeq xt
av123
axiom
B & O
B&K
bang & olufsen
bang olufsen
barco
belden
benq
beringer
berkline
bose
buttkicker
buttkicker 2
canare
carada
Charmed Quark Systems
CQC
da lite
danley
dcdi
definitive technology
denon
Denon
directv
diy
draper
dual
dvdo
elite
emotiva
es
escient
expressvu
faroudja
fireball
grand wega
harman kardon
Herbach
hisense
Hitachi
hsu research
Hsu Research (Soo Research)
ididitall
infinity
Infocus
integra
jamo
jbl
JVC
kef
kenwood
Klipsch
lexicon
LG Electronics
logic 7
logitech
Logitech Harmony Remote Control
lumagen
lutron
Marantz
meridian
mirage
Mitsubishi
mk Audio
monitor audio
monster
Monster Cable
motorola
nakamichi
Nash
nec
nht
Niles
nvidia
onix
onix rocket
Onkyo
oppo
Oppo Digital
optoma
osiris
outlaw
Outlaw Audio
pace
palliser
panamax
panasonic
panavision
paradigm
Paradigm Reference
parasound
perpetual technologies
phillips
pioneer
polk
Polk Audio
popcorn
premier
prismasonic
pronto
proscan
ps3
rca
replaytv
revel
rotel
Samsung
sanyo
scientific atlanta
screen research
Sentinel Alarm
sherbourn
sherwood newcastle
smx
Sonet (pronounced - "Sue-net" accent on the 'net')
Sony
Sony Perl
stewart
strata mini
svs
SVS
sxrd
talen
terk
Texas Instruments
tivo
Toshiba
tributaries
usa tv
Vandersteen
velodyne
waferdale
wega
xbox 360
yamaha
zektor
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HOME AUTOMATION
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Activated
Alarm
All
Armed
Away
Back
Basement
Bathroom
Bedroom
Bedtime
Billiard
Car in Driveway
Channel Down
Channel Up
Channels
Closing curtains
Deactivated
Deck
Demo room
Den
Dining
Disarmed
Do you want to turn the bass shakers on?
Down
Driveway
Enter
Exit
Family
Fan
Fast Forward
Forecast
Foyer
Front
Game Room
Garage
Garage Door is now being closed
Green Button
Guide
Hall
Home
House
Info
Kitchen
Lamp
Landscape
Laundry
Left
Light
Lighting
Lights
Line
Live TV
Living
Living Room
Locals
Master
Media Center
Menu
Motion Detector
Movies
My DVD's (plural)
My Music
My TV
Neon
News
Next Chapter
Off
On
Opening curtains
Outside
Overhead
Patio
Pause
Play
Please Choose
Please Make a Selection
Please pick up, the phone is for you
Please Select From the following
Porch
Preset
Previous Chapter
Ready
Record
Recorded TV
Rewind
Right
Room
Room
Scene
School
Sconces
Security
Security System Armed
Security System Dis-Armed
Select
Sensor
Skip Back
Skip Forward
Sports
Sprinkler
Stage
Stairs
stay
Stop
Subtitles
System
System Off
System On
Table
Take Out the Trash Tonight
Temperature
The Mail Has Arrived
Theater Demo
Time
Time to do chores
Today's
Touchscreen
Up
Use the Touchscreen to make your selection
Utility
Volume Down
Volume Up
We are leaving now
Weather
Webcam
Would you like to Watch a Movie, Watch TV, Listen to Music, or play a game?
Yard
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SPORTS
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Arizona Cardinals
Atlanta Falcons
Baltimore Ravens
Buffalo Bills
Carolina Panthers
Chicago Bears
Cincinnati Bengals
Cleveland Browns
Dallas Cowboys
Denver Broncos
Detroit Lions
Green Bay Packers
Houston Texans
Indianapolis Colts
Jacksonville Jaguars
Kansas City Chiefs
Miami Dolphins
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots
New Orleans Saints
New York Jets
NY Giants
Oakland Raiders
Philadelphia Eagles
Pittsburgh Steelers
San Diego Chargers
San Francisco 49ers
Seattle Seahawks
St. Louis Rams
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tennessee Titans
Washington Redskins
Arizona Diamondbacks
Atlanta Braves
Baltimore Orioles
Boston Red Sox
Chicago Cubs
Chicago White Sox
Cincinnati Reds
Cleveland Indians
Colorado Rockies
Detroit Tigers
Florida Marlins
Houston Astros
Kansas City Royals
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
Los Angeles Dodgers
Milwaukee Brewers
Minnesota Twins
New York Mets
New York Yankees
Oakland Athletics
Philadelphia Phillies
Pittsburgh Pirates
San Diego Padres
San Francisco Giants
Seattle Mariners
St. Louis Cardinals
Tampa Bay Devil Rays
Texas Rangers
Toronto Blue Jays
Washington Nationals
Anaheim Mighty Ducks
Atlanta Thrashers
Boston Bruins
Buffalo Sabres
Calgary Flames
Carolina Hurricanes
Chicago Blackhawks
Colorado Avalanche
Columbus Blue Jackets
Dallas Stars
Detroit Red Wings
Edmonton Oilers
Florida Panthers
Los Angeles Kings
Minnesota Wild
Montreal Canadiens
Nashville Predators
New Jersey Devils
New York Islanders
New York Rangers
Ottawa Senators
Philadelphia Flyers
Phoenix Coyotes
Pittsburgh Penguins
San Jose Sharks
St. Louis Blues
Tampa Bay Lightning
Toronto Maple Leafs
Vancouver Canucks
Washington Capitals
Atlanta Hawks
Boston Celtics
Charlotte Bobcats
Chicago Bulls
Cleveland Cavaliers
Dallas Mavericks
Denver Nuggets
Detroit Pistons
Golden State Warriors
Houston Rockets
Indiana Pacers
Los Angeles Clippers
Los Angeles Lakers
Memphis Grizzlies
Miami Heat
Milwaukee Bucks
Minnesota Timberwolves
New Jersey Nets
New Orleans/Oklahoma City Hornets
New York Knicks
Orlando Magic
Philadelphia 76ers
Phoenix Suns
Portland Trail Blazers
Sacramento Kings
San Antonio Spurs
Seattle SuperSonics
Toronto Raptors
Utah Jazz
Washington Wizards
Atlanta Motor Speedway
Bristol Motor Speedway
California Speedway
Chicagoland Speedway
Darlington Raceway
Daytona International Speedway
Dover International Speedway
Homestead-Miami Speedway
Indianapolis Motor Speedway
Infineon Raceway
Kansas Speedway
Las Vegas Motor Speedway
Lowe's Motor Speedway
Martinsville Speedway
Michigan International Speedway
New Hampshire International Speedway
Phoenix International Raceway
Pocono Raceway
Richmond International Raceway
Talledega Superspeedway
Texas Motor Speedway
Watkins Glenn International
NASCAR
Budweiser Shootout
Daytona 500
Gatorade Duel 1
Gatorade Duel 2
Grand Prix
Indy 500
Nextel All-Star Challenge
Race for the Chase
50 yard line
AFC
Aggies
Atlanta
baseball
basketball
Battle
Bears
Beer
Between
Bills
Braves
Buffalo
Buffaloes
Catch every Celtics game, right here.
Champion
Champions
championship
championships
Cornhuskers
Cowboys
Cubs fans are welcome to sit outside.
Cyclones
Dallas Stars
Detroit Red Wings
divisional
E-A-G-L-E-S....EAGLES!
Epic
Falcons
finals
Football
game
Georgia Bulldogs
Georgia Force
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
Go Cardinals!!!
Go Ducks!
Go SOX (pronounced in a Boston-like "SAWX")
Gonzaga Bulldogs
half court
Hawks
hockey
Home of the
Houston Astros
Houston Rockets
Houston Texans
Husky and Beaver fans - your seats are outside where they belong
If you’re rooting for someone other than my team… you better do it quietly.
Iowa State
Jayhawks
Let's bring on the Herd
Let's GO Cyclones (LET's go CY-clones)
Let's go Eskimos!
Let's go Flames!
Let's go Oilers!
Lets go Pistons!
Let's go RoughRiders!
Let's go Stampeders!
Lets go Wings!
March Madness
Marshall University Thundering Herd
Mavericks
Michigan
National Football League
National Hockey League
NCAA
NFC
NFL
NHL
Panthers
Pittsburgh
playoffs
Rangers
Raptors
Red Raiders
Redwing
Sooners
Sportsbar
Stanley Cup
Steelers
Super Bowl
Tailgate party
Texas Longhorns
Thank you for joining us for tonights game featuring the XYZs versus the ABCs
Thrashers
Tigers
Toronto
University
versus
We are Marshall (We are <pause> Marshall)
Wild card
Wildcats
Wisconsin Badgers
With xxx minutes and xxx seconds left to go in the xxx quarter/half/period, the score is xxx to xxx
World Series
wrestling
Yankees fans are welcome to sit outside
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OTHER EVENTS
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Academy Awards
Backyard Bar-B-Q
Christmas
Fist Annual
Guy’s Night
Happy Anniversary
Happy Birthday!
Happy Holidays
Holiday
Lady’s Night
MTV Video Music Awards
Oscar
Oscars
Party
Party
Reserve this Theater for your next Birthday Party.
Season Finale
Season premiere
Tonight's premiere episode
We want to wish you a Happy Birthday
We would like to wish John a Happy Birthday
We would like to wish you a happy birthday.
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NUMBERS AND TIME
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3rd
4th
5th
6th
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12th
13th
14th
15th
16th
17th
18th
19th
20th
30th
40th
50th
60th
70th
80th
90th
100th
2000
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9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
30
40
50
60
70
80
90
100
hundred
Annual
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
January
February
March
April
May
June
July
August
September
October
November
December
AM
PM
Noon
Midnight
day
days
decade
decades
hour
hours
Minute
Minutes
month
months
year
years
Good afternoon.
Good evening.
Good morning.
Good night.
Goodbye.
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