I thought it might be good for you two to have a dedicated thread where you can endlessly flame each other back and forth with your page long posts that no one else ever reads anyhow so that the rest of the forum can be free of it. Perhaps I can help get things started. I've noticed that it's not really the subject that matters, as long as you can argue. So I suggest the initial round be dedicated to the following subject matters and I've even assigned your debate stance just to help out:

Morbius Postion: Mother Theresa was the greatest persona of the 20th century.

Alimental's Position: John Holmes contributed more to our culture than Mother Theresa and when you add Ron Jeremy to the mix it's not even a close call.

Have at it guys...

p.s. Mark Rubin, surely as loosely as you moderate this forum, you can let this thread survive for a little while ;).

I'll jump in every once in awhile to self-righteously declare that one of you is out of line.

I'll be sure to jump in after 6 months so people can wonder why the hell I never post anymore.

John Holmes' fleshtones are better on a CRT than on a digital display.

I'd also like to encourage Greg and John to make this realistic. That means that at least 10 times or so Greg will post "I'm done here", John will respond and and then Greg will just keep posting because he can't help himself :).

I'll get it started:

xD aren't digital enough.

Wilsons are too inexpensive and this lets just anyone buy them.

so, where the h@ll are the stars of this show?

Well, this sure is off to a great start...

AKA Mr Wizard vs Buzz Lightyear

I am with Morbius on this one.

Great idea Qubester but you forgot to add fuel to the fire.

Where is the carrot to dangle in front of our two friends to get them started?

All that is needed to have Alimentall staterd are these two letters in a sentence:
"Xd"

Alimental's Position: John Holmes contributed more to our culture than Mother Theresa and when you add Ron Jeremy to the mix it's not even a close call.

I find my position......interesting. How did I arrive at it again? :)

All that is needed to have Alimentall staterd are these two letters in a sentence:
"Xd"

Is not!!!! ;)

Here let me try:

B&W is the greatest brand of speaker in the universe.

NHT sucks.

Here let me try:

B&W is the greatest brand of speaker in the universe.

NHT sucks.

Nah, you have to actually be serious to have it work ;)

Morbius is a big f@#%^# idiot who loves me too much to stop arguing with me ;)

That's more like it!
;)

Glad you caught that before he deleted it Andrikos.

Yep, I was lucky to have a fast trigger!

Glad you caught that before he deleted it Andrikos.

I don't recall saying exactly that, but would hardly retract it if I had :)