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Michael

Kinda looks like 2 Sony VPH-722 projectors plopped together.

To quote the ad:

You are bidding on a used and defective tube projector made by Riemer, model 5006HP with two tubes each for red/green/blue. INcluded is a road case, a bracket and a remote control. We plugged this old gem in and got a distorted but recognizable image on the wall. One tube didn't light up. We're selling this as a defective unit for technicians or parts only. We think it oculd be used for home theater use.

SOLD AS IS, NO RETURNS!

Dang, haven't spoken or written German in 30 years, I'd say I got my translation pretty damn close!

Yaa Voe

Yaa Voe


that would be JAWOHL !!


Michael

Dang, haven't spoken or written German in 30 years, I'd say I got my translation pretty damn close!

you did the translation without any help ??


GOOD JOB

Michael

Pretty impressive, Curt.

Jawohl, mein Herr! (Clack!) :D

Marc

Curt,

The sentence after "We're selling this as a defective..." should be something like this:

Anyone who beleives that it is possible to build a hometheater cheap and quick with this projector, is making a huge mistake.

Otherwise you pretty much nailed it !

Thomas
German as first language,
swedish from 5 yrs of age and up..

Another pic:

http://www.curtpalme.com/images/6tubes.jpg

Kal

The only German I know is...

"Guten tag herr Jones"

and I have Steven Spielberg to thank for that :)

Ein Beirbitten (sp?)

Well, anyone that can translate from a language that has "Die Schutzengrabenvernichtungsautomobile" as the proper word for "tank" deserves a gold star for any translation. Apparently the Germans just use the brand name "Panzer" instead.

ACHTUNG - ALLES LOOKENPEEPERS

Das Machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren musten keepen das cotten-pickenen hands in das pockets - relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsges etz - German word of the year for 1999.

Some German words are so long that they have a perspective -Mark Twain

http://www.crossmyt.com/hc/linghebr/awfgrmlg.html

ACHTUNG - ALLES LOOKENPEEPERS

Das Machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren musten keepen das cotten-pickenen hands in das pockets - relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.
:D :D :D
Thomas

ACHTUNG - ALLES LOOKENPEEPERS

Das Machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren musten keepen das cotten-pickenen hands in das pockets - relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.

:D :D :D

LOL, that's the funniest thing I've read yet in these forums !! :)

Cheers,
Erling

yep.

One HAS to love the german language....in all it's versions.
Allways had a great time in german class in schule.....or maybe that was just because of the female german teacher....:D

Henrik

Ok but who knows anything alse about the "6-eyed monster". I am curious if it an old video only unit, or can handle higher resolutions, etc. Also never heard of the manufacturer, so I have no idea if it is a rebdge or original. I'd like to see one run though:D

never heard of the manufacturer, so I have no idea if it is a rebdge or originalhttp://www.riemer-cs.de

another monster creation...
http://www.riemer-cs.de/gbs.htm#Museum
"Museum"
Eidophor-Fernseh-Großbildprojektor - Ein Fossil
Der einst lichtstärkste Projektor auf dem Weltmarkt (18.000 ANSI-Lumen)

http://www.riemer-cs.de/images/objects/eidophor_frei.jpg

ACHTUNG - ALLES LOOKENPEEPERS

Das Machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren musten keepen das cotten-pickenen hands in das pockets - relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.

It is like the swedish chef for Germany. Comedy gold!