Its Friday and 80% of the people in my office are gone and I'm bored, I will probably go home after this.
Anyhow, after seeing that Warner is going to release a best of collection for both bluray and hddvd, i though of another idea.
Who would like a best of Chuck Norris on bluray and hddvd ? We'd get to see classics like these all remastered !!!
http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/deltaforce.jpg
http://www.impawards.com/1983/posters/lone_wolf_mcquade.jpg
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c284/no82/sidekicks_onesheet.jpg

What do you all think :p ?

Chuck Norris can kick your arse. He can.

The tears of Chuck Norris can cure cancer.





Too bad he's never cried.

I didn't know anyone actually liked his movies, I always thought it was a goof.

I didn't know anyone actually liked his movies, I always thought it was a goof.

HAHA, exactly ! People would buy his movies on blu-ray and hd-dvd as a joke just so that his movies would surpass planet earth on amazon !

OOps, I hope chuck didn't hear me :(

When Chuck Norris falls in water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised.

But even Chuck couldn't beat Sly in "Over The Top"

I mean come on.. he was a truck driver AND an arm wrestler..who can top that?

Hey!
The Octagon IS a cool movie.
It has throwing stars AND a Ninja training camp!
:)

The Best of Chuck Norris is also The Worst of Chuck Norris. :eek:

Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.

The Best of Chuck Norris is also The Worst of Chuck Norris. :eek:

I wonder if Chuck Norris reads avsforum ?
If so, well bye bye WaldorfSalad :D

Family Guy :

Peter : They say that Chuck Norris is so Tought! that he doesn't have a chin under his bear, but another Fist..

Brian : What, that's completly ridiculous!

Chuck Arrive look at Brian a whole FIST comes out of his bear and hit Brian the face...

When Chuck Norris falls in water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised.
Not only that, he clogs the toilet when he pees.

I confess that the most I've ever seen of Chuck Norris was the period of time when Conan O'Brien had a lever next to his desk that, when pulled, would cause a random clip from Walker, Texas Ranger to be played (the occasion was the NBC/Universal merger, which enabled them to use the Universal-owned footage for free). Hilarious stuff.

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

I confess that the most I've ever seen of Chuck Norris was the period of time when Conan O'Brien had a lever next to his desk that, when pulled, would cause a random clip from Walker, Texas Ranger to be played (the occasion was the NBC/Universal merger, which enabled them to use the Universal-owned footage for free). Hilarious stuff.


this was a great bit as most of the scenes were very random and out of place. often times making walker look like a ass.

favorite clip:
convertible drives down highway.
choper over head. walker jumps out of choper into car and punches out driver.

im like what was that all about a little over the top and unneeded. but OK

"chuck norris wanted to make a energy drink. so he pissed once in a cup. one drop is enough to make 10,000,000 cans of red bull. he has not refilled the cup yet''


anyway id rather have a kevin smith or slyvester stallone collection many of slys stuff is universal or WB. so far only the rocky series is BD only everywere. everything else can be found on HD. rambo 1-3 (france) daylight and hopfully paradise alley

Another classic we need
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/20/175820.jpg

I hope I'm not the only person who remembers

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/32/82/44m.jpg
http://www.impawards.com/1977/posters/breaker_breaker.jpg

Breaker Breaker !
Of course !
You know people would rent these movies just to have a good laugh. Especially in High Def :)

Ok, since all the bad mood in the HD Media section today because of the Blockbuster announcement, I say not only we add chuck norris movies we'd like to see in HD, but also new chuck norris facts that have not yet been written. Something new ! Lets see how creative we can be. This should help liven the mood today.

I'll start..
When asked, who will win the format war, Chuck Norris responds "Chuck-Ray DVD"
The look and sound of a roundhouse kick to the face !