View Full Version : Hitman: The best videogame movie ever?


LAKE4742
11-20-07, 11:08 AM
I'm really hyped to see this one! Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil, and Tomb Raider stand out as the best videogame to movie adaptations. But, will Hitman be a turning point for the genre? I'm glad they kept the R rating, but Timothy Olyphant as Agent 47?....not sure he's the best fit for the bald-headed assassin. It opens tommorrow, and if I can break away from Mass Effect, I'll be checking it out.

Boogie7910
11-20-07, 11:18 AM
Looks like cheese. I'm not expecting much..... hope I'm wrong though.

I think they did a good job with the Tomb Raider movies. Pretty much captured the essence of the video games.

vancouver
11-20-07, 11:21 AM
I'm really hyped to see this one! Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil, and Tomb Raider stand out as the best videogame to movie adaptations. .
:eek:

If its anywhere near as bad as those I wont even rent it. ALL movies based on video games have sucked. ALL OF THEM.

OpenMindGamer
11-20-07, 12:18 PM
I never expect these movies to be Oscar material, and I tend to wait until they are on the movie channel for free so I'm never too dissappointed by them. If I paid 12 bucks to watch them in the theater I would feel ripped off.

rod_b
11-20-07, 12:29 PM
I always find it interesting to watch how writers and directors bring a video game to the big screen. I'll at least watch it but I wish they would have used Jason Statham as 47.

LAKE4742
11-20-07, 12:52 PM
I always find it interesting to watch how writers and directors bring a video game to the big screen. I'll at least watch it but I wish they would have used Jason Statham as 47.
Great pick! Didn't think of him! Although he's kinda short, but so is Timothy Olyphant. Agent 47 seems kinda tall.

Evoex
11-20-07, 12:53 PM
Way too many explosions for a character that is supposed to never be seen/noticed imo.

formulanerd
11-20-07, 01:06 PM
Way too many explosions for a character that is supposed to never be seen/noticed imo.

agreed, and the guy playing 47 looks like a douche.

:eek:

If its anywhere near as bad as those I wont even rent it. ALL movies based on video games have sucked. ALL OF THEM.

ok, mortal combat was cheesey, but seriously, you didnt like the resident evil movies? the first tomb raider? doom?

MPresseau
11-20-07, 01:33 PM
Olyphant was awesome in Deadwood. But, common, how could they have missed Statham for this part?

formulanerd
11-20-07, 01:35 PM
Olyphant was awesome in Deadwood.

for sure, awesome acting in an awesome show.... really surprised me cause i could care less about westerns, but deadwood is amazing.

it was pretty awesome seeing him on Earl, and he's supposed to be doing voice for the next turok.... but agent 47? he just looks weird with a bald head and no handlebar mustache.

and i'm guessing statham is too short and stalky.... he would PLAY the part well, but i dont think he'd look the part they wanted.

IndyStylee
11-20-07, 01:39 PM
agreed, and the guy playing 47 looks like a douche.




Agreed

Billdemart
11-20-07, 01:42 PM
I'm really hyped to see this one! Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil, and Tomb Raider stand out as the best videogame to movie adaptations.

I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not... Tomb Raider is one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life with RE not too far behind. MK was ok at best.

Billdemart
11-20-07, 01:43 PM
:eek:

If its anywhere near as bad as those I wont even rent it. ALL movies based on video games have sucked. ALL OF THEM.

Amen.

G0ldMembe12
11-20-07, 01:49 PM
This movie doesn't look that bad but it's a definite rental.

MPresseau
11-20-07, 01:50 PM
Who cares if he looks like a douche? Have you seen the movie yet? Maybe he does an awesome job. Give me a break.

bkchurch
11-20-07, 01:53 PM
If you can get past the fact that like every video game they're not going follow the story of the game and break canon in every way possible then it may be a good action flick.

I've said from the very beginning Jason Statham would have been perfect for the part, but why not the guy who actually does Agent 47's voice in the game? They modeled the character after him.

formulanerd
11-20-07, 01:53 PM
Who cares if he looks like a douche? Have you seen the movie yet? Maybe he does an awesome job. Give me a break.

i didnt say he wouldnt play the part well... it's just hard to watch when it doesnt "feel" like hitman.

i think with MOST video game movies, they should name them something else, so they dont have to live up to any hype.

think about it... without the attachment to the video game, there isnt all the hype to live up to, to satisfy the gaming nerds... the RE movies all by themselves were pretty decent movies, just not completely accurate to the game.

i wanna go to the movies, watch an action flick titled "the assassin" or whatever... then i notice the tattoo, or the agent 47 name and think "cool, a hitman reference" VS pointing out all the inaccuracies and complaining because they call it hitman when it's nothing like the hitman game.

properbostonian
11-20-07, 01:58 PM
"The negativity in this town sucks."

As gamers, perhaps we should be routing for one of these movies to be well made and make some money at the box office? Perhaps not. ;)

I had to look her name up but seeing Olga Kurylenko on the big screen may be worth the price of admission. :)

LAKE4742
11-20-07, 01:59 PM
I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not... Tomb Raider is one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life with RE not too far behind. MK was ok at best.
I AM hyped to see this one. I like the trailers. But, I didn't say the previous game movies are good movies, I just said they stand out as the better adaptations. I agree, that ALL movies based on videogames have tried and failed horribly.

rod_b
11-20-07, 02:11 PM
...I agree, that ALL movies based on videogames have tried and failed horribly.

What?!?!?! You didn't like Mario Bros or Street Fighter?! Boo!!!

Dioneo
11-20-07, 02:12 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!

Oh... you were serious?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

rod_b
11-20-07, 02:19 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!

Oh... you were serious?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

LMAO...I forgot the add the <sarcasm> tags. Sadly, I did watch those movies also.

jremy510
11-20-07, 03:09 PM
Movies based on games are mostly horrible. I honestly can't think of one that was good. Resident Evil was ok, but still a lot worse than other sci-fi/horror movies out there.

Also, most games based on movies suck. It's a two-way street of suckiness.

IAM4UK
11-20-07, 03:20 PM
But if they stopped making videogame-based movies, what would Uwe Boll do with his life???

deveng
11-20-07, 03:59 PM
When I was hearing of the hitman movie, the 1st guy that I thought would play him perfectly is the guy that plays the transporter (name I cannot think of).

bkchurch
11-20-07, 04:51 PM
When I was hearing of the hitman movie, the 1st guy that I thought would play him perfectly is the guy that plays the transporter (name I cannot think of).

That would be Jason Statham.

Krone7
11-20-07, 04:52 PM
^^^Jason Statham-definitely would be better

I still like Street fighter and Mortal Kombat-1st one. They stuck with me ever since I was a kid even though they're cheesy.

rod_b
11-20-07, 04:57 PM
I liked the 1st Mortal Kombat movie...nothing cheesy about Princess Kitana and Sonya Blade-Sampras. :p

nxtiak
11-21-07, 05:22 AM
This is gonna bomb like House of the Dead, Alone In The Dark, Bloodrayne
:)
Trailer looks stupid.
That music is cool, but not for this movie/trailer.

It's not Hitman, it's Hit-meh.
Rotten Tomatoes.. critics rates it as 13%
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/hitman/

NickG1215
11-21-07, 10:11 PM
street fighter (anime ver.) was actually really good, i'm sure that doesn't count though and i didn't think that RE2 was too bad either. tomb raiders sucked but the mortal kombats were good cheesy fun

KoRn
11-21-07, 11:00 PM
The guy playing it looks like a complete wuss. Hitman does not smirk or smile at one thing. He always looks pissed off and ready to kill. This guy looks far from it.

shagino
11-21-07, 11:46 PM
"The negativity in this town sucks."

Haha. I have a friend who lived in Boston for a while. He mentioned this quote was all over and how people still used it all the time.

the red worm
11-22-07, 02:43 AM
:eek:

If its anywhere near as bad as those I wont even rent it. ALL movies based on video games have sucked. ALL OF THEM.

+1

No video game movie has been worth the price of admission and not worth my time to watch at home either.

longhorns
11-22-07, 02:59 AM
I saw the movie today, and nothings wrong with it, and it was only 7 bucks. some points yes it does not make sense that an assassin would be so obvious, but his cover is blown anyway, and that was kind of the point of the movie....and there were definitely some funny parts too. I say there is no reason to not see it, the girl is fine in the movie too. The actor did a good job acting like someone who's sole purpose was to kill, and knew nothing other than it. I do have some questions about the plot cuz i got a little confused but i won't say anything to spoil the movie here.

longhorns
11-22-07, 03:00 AM
The guy playing it looks like a complete wuss. Hitman does not smirk or smile at one thing. He always looks pissed off and ready to kill. This guy looks far from it.

Have you seen the movie? He looks pissed through the majority of the movie.

Caribwoy2000
11-22-07, 09:01 AM
+1

No video game movie has been worth the price of admission and not worth my time to watch at home either.

How about Silent Hill guys!!!

Pyramid head tearing the skin off the girl in front of the church and the room full of scalpel holding nurses :D were some of my favorite scenes that brought back a lot of the imminent dread you actually felt while playing the game!!

MPresseau
11-22-07, 01:11 PM
Silent Hill was great until they get to the church. From there onwards, terrible.

ultracat
11-22-07, 01:16 PM
Tomb Raider made for a pretty decent movie IMO.

Rakesh.S
11-22-07, 02:56 PM
this movie was dead when they failed to cast statham, diesel or bruce willis in the lead role.

olyphant is the worst looking bald white guy, EVER...what the hell were they thinking?