LOL, this is such a great thread. So here is what we learned today:
1) Anyone who dares utter a bad word about the PS3 must be in Microsoft's pocket and doesn't know what they are talking about.
2) All positive PS3 reviews are written by great people who are knowledgeable and fair.
3) There are no HD-DVD players anywhere in the world. Any mention of a player by RCA, and (in my best Jim Gaffagan voice) "But they're made by Toshiba". Forget the fact that they could have been made by the Keebler Elves, apparently the player isn't out there at all.
4) HD-DVD sukz, Blu-Ray rulez. All who disagree are pwned.
Did I miss anything?