Alright, I know this is blasphemy, but my parents are selling their house at the same time that I am buying one. They have an old shuffleboard table that is 22 feet long and MUST have been installed as the house was built, because it won't fit out any door and won't fit out the window wells. (even if you take it apart and try to slide the board section out on it's own). Angle of the window well won't allow for the length of the table to slide. Geometry doesn't work.
So, here is my deal. I want this sucker in my house but can't think of any other way to get it over there other than to saw it in half, have it moved and put back together in my basement.
Thoughts? Strategy? techniques?