106Mb patch to push eSports features while things that actually need fixing like snipers, spawns and IEDs go untouched... Not making a good impression before your first dlc drop are you, IW?
Had some fun tonight but ran into several lobbies of some pretty annoying players-- and then I spawned into an IED. No joke, it was in the side of the ship in that snow map when I spawned in. I heard the telltale beeping and had just enough time to scream: "really??" before I was blown to smithereens. I was doing quite well at the time but decided to call it a night after that BS. On the bright side that particular incident earned me a new super-secret patch-- it's just an image of one of those extra padded donut-style seat cushions and the caption reads: "no lube".
What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue:
Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your present circumstances seems to be more likely, consider yourself lucky that it won't be troubling you much longer...
-- Excerpt from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.