Spielberg: So, I hear you guys are putting out the Jurassic Park movies on Blu-ray. I'd like to get involved with those in some way.
Universal Home Video Exec: Sure, we're planning on doing a retrospective documentary and would love to set up an interview, Mr. Spielberg.
Spielberg: Gosh, I was think more than that, you know, I mean I hoped to get involved in the video transfer side of things... I...
Universal: Oh, we've already done the transfers. We've had them sitting around from that time you allegedly had us pull the HD DVD releases, even though we own the rights and can pretty much do what we want with them.
Spielberg: Are you serious? Surely you're gonna pony up for some fresh scans?
Universal: Are you gonna pony up for some fresh scans?
Spielberg: So, erm... let me know when you guys are looking to do that interview.