Ok, purpose of this thread is primarily to critique my invitation.
This is primarily for my neighbors. I will have some family over as well, and none of the rules will apply to them.
My goal is to not offend anyone, but also make sure that parents are responsible for their own kids.
This is what I have so far:
Saturday, May 5th, 2007
Event starts at 7:30 PM
Event will be shown outside on a 106 screen. This event will be shown in High Definition.
Please bring your own lawn chairs.
The Boxing match will be the only entertainment for the evening. If you do bring your children, please watch them carefully throughout the evening, as no babysitting services will be provided.
Due to the unknown number of guests, the house and backyard will be off-limits for the evening.
There will be one restroom available above the garage.
Parents, please accompany your children to the restroom (No exceptions)
Please do not bring any beverages into the garage or restroom.
Beverages will not be provided. Please bring your own beverages.
Trash receptacles will be made available. Please dispose of your beverage containers only in the trash receptacles provided.
I will be hosting the location and covering the pay-per-view fees. Unfortunately refreshments will not be available. However you are encouraged to bring snacks. I'll have a snack table setup and available.
I also plan to label a few container (probably recycle containers) "TRASH" and I'll have signs pointing to the restroom as well as a sign at the top of the stairs "NO DRINKS BEYOND THIS POINT" and probably a little table to put the drinks on.
I don't want to sound assholian, but also want to have some semblance of order.