wait, I got contacted by a Nigeria business man who seems really nice and told me that he had just won 37 billion Nigerian dollars in the lottery but couldnt collect it because his cow had died and needed to mourn his loss. But if I accept it for him, he will give me 29 billion Nigerian dollars as a reward for being such a kind hearted person. I only had to send $4057.09 to him via western union to make this whole thing happen. I am sitting by the phone waiting for his call to tell me the 29 billion Nigerian dollars has been transferred to my bank account to which I gave him all of that information (account number, routing number, my social security number, drivers license number, mothers maiden name)
I AM SO EXCITED. I will buy you all 90 inch tv's
I just hope 29 billion Nigerian dollars converts well against the American dollar !!!!!!