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Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: The Wilds Of Canada
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Yes, we have malls too! After we survive the 'wild moose atacks' on the way there, and shoot a couple of geese, we retire to the mall, take off our snow shoes, and down a couple or pints of Moosehead beer. They serve beer in the corridors of the malls here, you know. Everybody knows everyone, so the beer is free for the asking. On Tuesdays, you get 2 beers for asking. Then we snow-shoe over to the Cheap tuesday digital theatre, where each movie goer turns in their rifle before they are given a remote control. This is so they can all rewind those scenes they want to see again, ot go to the bathroom, or talk to the cute little ticket lady....
After the weekly '15 minute into the movie tuesday movie riot', that happens at about 10PM., we all go home for a break, to get ready for work in the morning.
Just an average place, just like everywhere else.
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"Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream." -- Malcolm Muggeridge.