It doesn't help that some of us live near places that have legal gambling, so we see a $500,000 projector and think, hmm let's try some blackjack. You are an enabler (sorry this is just too fun).
We only give you a hard time because you give everyone else a hard time (but I suppose I do it as well) :P
Too bad you drank that bourbon, wow $1000 a bottle. I hope it was worth it. I cannot take alcohol, it gives me instant hangovers. The only thing is a few years back I had some German beer with strangely enough didn't give me a hangover, but now I don't remember what kind that was (I don't even remember that night too well). I was told it was because the German beer I had didn't have impurities, then I thought, hmm so I am allergic to impurities (nah I think it's related to sinus actually).