For starters, we're going to need to know where you are. Go to TVFool.com and past the results here.
Second, it appears your house has some pre-wiring for either cable or satellite. With the appropriate rooftop antenna and a pre-amp, we should be able to get you up and running.
You might also want to add your location to your profile. See mine at left. It really helps since so much of this varies by location.
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