Empty, new/unused insulated 50 gallon oil drums that you can sit on your lap or empty wooden wine barrels may do the trick but you would be smooshed in the process. My advice, stick with two, three or in your case FOUR or FIVE 34oz Bubba Cups daisy chained together and placed in a home made container that sits on the floor connected to a massively L O N G straw that will reach your mouth when your chairs are in recline mode The only OTHER issue you will face is liquid waste disposal AFTER you have "consumed MASS QUANTITIES. Do you have a cone on your head perhaps, perchance?
Some good ideas here. The wife and I purchased 5 Bubba Cups each for drinking, and an extra 4 Bubba Cups for when we need to "do our business." We haven't needed to get out of our chairs for three days.
I think the main problem people are having with the new design is the push on top instead of screw on.
I didn't know that. I saw a new cup this weekend at Target. Liked the bottle opener but hated the new push on cap. I'm very happy I have a few of the original black cups and a few more of the smurf blue originals.
They had the grand opening at a new Menards store last weekend and I noticed they were well stocked with Bubba Kegs. Bubba must have changed his lid again, because these were back to screw-on lids! The gasket now has tabs to help retain it's position. All in all, the cup seems to be improved.