Cruising the AVS Forum while intoxicated... - Page 2 - AVS Forum
Forum Jump: 
 1Likes
Reply
 
Thread Tools
post #31 of 2485 Old 07-15-2002, 07:27 PM - Thread Starter
AVS Club Gold
 
Kipp Jones's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 11,785
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
Liked: 11
Quote:


Originally posted by J.Mike Ferrara


WHAT, and give up the only chance I'll ever have for sex?


Mike,
you need to visit the HD porn thread in a hurry!

Kipp
Are you boozen & cruisin the AVS? Join us here --->
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
good times!
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Kipp Jones is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #32 of 2485 Old 07-15-2002, 07:28 PM - Thread Starter
AVS Club Gold
 
Kipp Jones's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 11,785
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
Liked: 11
O.k. how about this, intoxicated while watching HD Porn? Any thoughts???

Kipp
Are you boozen & cruisin the AVS? Join us here --->
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
good times!
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Kipp Jones is offline  
post #33 of 2485 Old 07-15-2002, 07:40 PM
AVS Addicted Member
 
Dean Roddey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 1999
Posts: 19,459
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 28 Post(s)
Liked: 67
Well, if you are watching HD Porn at this point, you are already hallucinating, so you are good where you are. Just stay there.

Dean Roddey
Chairman/CTO, Charmed Quark Systems, Ltd


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

 

Dean Roddey is offline  
post #34 of 2485 Old 07-16-2002, 12:32 AM
AVS Special Member
 
tonyb100's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: minneapolis, mn
Posts: 3,719
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Liked: 10
boozen and cruisen the Boards while intoxicated can be dangerous to your equipment. As are nurses with syringes of saline.. yep one killed my laptop last week! ( not paying attention to what she was doing... but what can ya do she didn't mean to...

And it was only a month and three days old now I'm using one of the hospitals which they loaned me because of the incident. they said to make sure I get insurance on any future laptops, saying that that computer insurance covers accidental damage. anyone know if that is true? sound to good to be true to me; especially on something like a laptop.

sorry to go so far off topic.. but cut me some slack I'm in morning over my loss..
-tony

Pardon my spelling, the checker hangs my system.
tonyb100 is offline  
post #35 of 2485 Old 07-16-2002, 06:17 AM
 
merc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Deep in the Woodlands of Texas
Posts: 3,008
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Liked: 10
Tony: Sorry to hear of your loss... Can you remove the hard drive and recover the data at least?

I know all about nurses with syringes of saline. 20 years ago, when my then girlfriend was in nursing school, she was told to practice injections on an orange. Still, an orange isn't exactly like injecting a real person, so I offered my arms. Several injections later, she was confident in giving her first supervisor-observed injections. She later said that my pin cushion offer was one of real love, and she got her first real inclination that I was the one for her... In the years since, now married more than 19 years, I haven't had to thankfully offer up my arms again.
merc is offline  
post #36 of 2485 Old 07-16-2002, 12:23 PM - Thread Starter
AVS Club Gold
 
Kipp Jones's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 11,785
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
Liked: 11
Quote:


Originally posted by tonyb100
boozen and cruisen the Boards while intoxicated can be dangerous to your equipment. As are nurses with syringes of saline.. yep one killed my laptop last week! ( not paying attention to what she was doing... but what can ya do she didn't mean to...

And it was only a month and three days old now I'm using one of the hospitals which they loaned me because of the incident. they said to make sure I get insurance on any future laptops, saying that that computer insurance covers accidental damage. anyone know if that is true? sound to good to be true to me; especially on something like a laptop.

sorry to go so far off topic.. but cut me some slack I'm in morning over my loss..
-tony

Tony,
why are you in the hospital?

Kipp
Are you boozen & cruisin the AVS? Join us here --->
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
good times!
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Kipp Jones is offline  
post #37 of 2485 Old 10-13-2002, 02:11 PM - Thread Starter
AVS Club Gold
 
Kipp Jones's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 11,785
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
Liked: 11
With the Holidays soon approaching, does this become more prevalent?

Kipp
Are you boozen & cruisin the AVS? Join us here --->
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
good times!
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Kipp Jones is offline  
post #38 of 2485 Old 10-13-2002, 02:29 PM
Super Moderator
 
markrubin's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Jersey Shore
Posts: 22,892
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 95 Post(s)
Liked: 358
Quote:
Originally posted by kippjones
With the Holidays soon approaching, does this become more prevalent?

the answer is yes- but it is only October!!

funny I was just thinking about this thread earlier- a classic- and wondering how to" revive "it

Mark
markrubin is online now  
post #39 of 2485 Old 10-13-2002, 04:51 PM
AVS Special Member
 
sangs's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 3,671
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 8 Post(s)
Liked: 18
Holidays? Who the hell needs the holidays as an excuse to get loaded?!
sangs is offline  
post #40 of 2485 Old 10-13-2002, 07:08 PM
AVS Special Member
 
wezar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Bellevue,Wa,usa
Posts: 1,061
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Liked: 10
Haven't you guys heard of Oktoberfest?? Besides I was in Lowe's on Thursday and the Christmas decorations are up.

TonyB100 - Check you homeowners policy for insurance coverage on the laptop.

RJW
wezar is offline  
post #41 of 2485 Old 10-13-2002, 08:39 PM - Thread Starter
AVS Club Gold
 
Kipp Jones's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 11,785
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
Liked: 11
Quote:
Originally posted by sangs
Holidays? Who the hell needs the holidays as an excuse to get loaded?!

I like your thinking!

Kipp
Are you boozen & cruisin the AVS? Join us here --->
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
good times!
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Kipp Jones is offline  
post #42 of 2485 Old 10-14-2002, 01:08 PM
AVS Special Member
 
Linda Britt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Atlanta, GA
Posts: 1,012
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Liked: 10
Are we going to need a bouncer for those of you "Posting Under the Influence"? If you'll try to behave, I might make a rum cake for you and some special eggnog.

Life's a roller coaster. Wear a seatbelt and don't stand up on the hills...
Linda Britt is offline  
post #43 of 2485 Old 10-14-2002, 01:57 PM
AVS Special Member
 
tonyb100's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: minneapolis, mn
Posts: 3,719
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Liked: 10
""""-tony



Tony, why are you in the hospital?

_____________"""

i missed this before; since thread is backup I saw it.

I have cystic fibrosis and need a lung transplant so get hospitalized often, several times a year. The nurses joking refer to one on the rooms as tony's house.... so you can see I spend too much time there.. anyway thanks for asking.

re: insurance, thanks for the suggestion.


re: topic.


So does anyone watch hd tv better, with a few in'em ...

Pardon my spelling, the checker hangs my system.
tonyb100 is offline  
post #44 of 2485 Old 10-15-2002, 04:43 AM
AVS Special Member
 
baimo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: NJ
Posts: 2,279
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Liked: 12
Just dont get too inspired and order a couple plasma displays for the bedrooms.
baimo is offline  
post #45 of 2485 Old 10-15-2002, 10:23 AM - Thread Starter
AVS Club Gold
 
Kipp Jones's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 11,785
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
Liked: 11
HDTV looks better with a few in me....

Good idea for the plasmas in the hospital room. Now only if insurance will cover it.

Kipp
Are you boozen & cruisin the AVS? Join us here --->
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
good times!
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Kipp Jones is offline  
post #46 of 2485 Old 10-15-2002, 11:24 AM
AVS Special Member
 
tonyb100's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: minneapolis, mn
Posts: 3,719
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Liked: 10
Maybe they could be tricked into thinking I needed plama; which in that case I do.

Pardon my spelling, the checker hangs my system.
tonyb100 is offline  
post #47 of 2485 Old 10-15-2002, 01:19 PM - Thread Starter
AVS Club Gold
 
Kipp Jones's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 11,785
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
Liked: 11
LOL!

Kipp
Are you boozen & cruisin the AVS? Join us here --->
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
good times!
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Kipp Jones is offline  
post #48 of 2485 Old 01-01-2003, 01:04 AM
AVS Special Member
 
JKohn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Houston, TX
Posts: 2,948
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Liked: 10
Just thought I'd resurrect this thread in honor of new year's eve, since I'm totally wasted and about to crash for the night.

Happy New Year's to all!!!!!!!
JKohn is offline  
post #49 of 2485 Old 01-01-2003, 01:29 AM
Advanced Member
 
johnwcookjr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Papillion, Ne
Posts: 812
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Liked: 10
Happy New Year all,

Jeff, your resurrection of this thread is quite apropos.

John

Building our dream theater one component at a time.. Thanks AVS for years of great advice and support!

Come visit The Pit

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
johnwcookjr is offline  
post #50 of 2485 Old 01-01-2003, 06:57 AM
AVS Special Member
 
Man E's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 1999
Location: The Wilderness Near Hell
Posts: 4,460
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Liked: 10
So the question is, while intoxicated and searching for this thread did you:
  1. Actually spell "intoxicated" correctly?
  2. Use "crusing" instead because it is shorter with fewer alternate spellings?
  3. Have your designated driver perform the search before s/he left?
  4. Use a previously created bookmark?
  5. Make your eight-year-old do the search telling her/im "intoxicated" means "full of love"?

.

HBO is guilty of Crimes Against Filmanity!

From Paragraph 44 of the 5th Report and Order: We note in this regard that broadcasters and networks have emphasized their commitment to high definition television.

Our
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Please visit
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Man E is offline  
post #51 of 2485 Old 01-01-2003, 02:45 PM
AVS Special Member
 
JKohn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Houston, TX
Posts: 2,948
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Liked: 10
I searched for (and spelled correctly) intoxicated. It took quite a bit of concentration to make my fingers hit the correct keys, though.
JKohn is offline  
post #52 of 2485 Old 04-26-2003, 03:46 PM - Thread Starter
AVS Club Gold
 
Kipp Jones's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 11,785
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
Liked: 11
So Tony, do any of the drugs they give you for your condition affect your HD perception in any way?

Kipp
Are you boozen & cruisin the AVS? Join us here --->
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
good times!
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Kipp Jones is offline  
post #53 of 2485 Old 04-26-2003, 07:20 PM
AVS Special Member
 
BudShark's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Jacksonville, FL
Posts: 1,122
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Liked: 10
Damn someone's had a few if they went in search of this thread... and commented on a 4 month old post.

Luckily my intake has been restricted to less than a six-pack tonight.

Hmmm....
BudShark is offline  
post #54 of 2485 Old 04-26-2003, 07:31 PM
AVS Special Member
 
nakedeye's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Cant tell ya, not realy sure myself
Posts: 1,489
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Liked: 10
just like homer.


no tv no beer make homer go something................


lets change it.


no hdtv, no beer, make homer go something....

(crazy?)

dont mind if i do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nakedeye is offline  
post #55 of 2485 Old 04-26-2003, 08:58 PM - Thread Starter
AVS Club Gold
 
Kipp Jones's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 11,785
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
Liked: 11
Quote:


Originally posted by BudShark
Damn someone's had a few if they went in search of this thread... and commented on a 4 month old post.

Luckily my intake has been restricted to less than a six-pack tonight.


Kipp
Are you boozen & cruisin the AVS? Join us here --->
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
good times!
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Kipp Jones is offline  
post #56 of 2485 Old 04-27-2003, 06:44 PM
Senior Member
 
tbhausen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Indianapolis, IN
Posts: 362
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Liked: 10
Quote:


Originally posted by RScogland
Technical advice for "Cruising the AVS Forum while intoxicated" ...

Get a universal learning remote with macros, and use discrete codes if at all possible, so you can easily navigate a potentially difficult A/V system.

Nothing is worse than hitting the wrong button and "losing HDTV while intoxicated." If this happens, do NOT under any circumstances, attempt to "rewire HDTV while intoxicated!"

... and it should go without saying that one should NEVER attempt to re-aim their roof mounted (or in my case pine-tree mounted) eliptical dish while intoxicated especially in a rainstorm (the hint should be that the rain is the likely problem).

P.S. - Do not expect TiVo functions to suddenly start working with Satellite HDTV while intoxicated!

And DEFINITELY don't attempt to calibrate your front projector while intoxicated! I did that once, and the next day's viewing made me certain alcohol affects color perception!

Todd/Indy
tbhausen is offline  
post #57 of 2485 Old 04-27-2003, 08:19 PM - Thread Starter
AVS Club Gold
 
Kipp Jones's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 11,785
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
Liked: 11
Quote:


Originally posted by tbhausen
And DEFINITELY don't attempt to calibrate your front projector while intoxicated! I did that once, and the next day's viewing made me certain alcohol affects color perception!

Todd/Indy


That is quite good to know.

Kipp
Are you boozen & cruisin the AVS? Join us here --->
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
good times!
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Kipp Jones is offline  
post #58 of 2485 Old 11-25-2003, 08:52 PM - Thread Starter
AVS Club Gold
 
Kipp Jones's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 11,785
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
Liked: 11
^ for Man E

Kipp
Are you boozen & cruisin the AVS? Join us here --->
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
good times!
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Kipp Jones is offline  
post #59 of 2485 Old 11-25-2003, 11:31 PM
 
openhouse's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Chicago IL
Posts: 970
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Liked: 10
Kipp your a drunkie,
just kidding, couldn't resist
openhouse is offline  
post #60 of 2485 Old 11-26-2003, 08:18 AM
AVS Special Member
 
StreetPreacher's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Frozen North
Posts: 1,768
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Liked: 10
Quote:


Originally posted by kippjones
IAny chance we can get a smile to add to the posts to indicate if we have been boozen?? There is one open space in the "smilies" box. Anyone care to offer up their version of a PWI smiley?

Still looking for smilies?









My Favourite:



One for the college kids:
StreetPreacher is offline  
Reply Theater Room Items & Accessories

User Tag List

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page


Forum Jump: 

Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off