My favorite gags this week were in the text but I had to rewatch it since I couldn't concentrate on the voiceovers while trying to read the screen.Candidates:
- "I believe in Greendale."
Party: School ImprovementLeonard Rodriguez
- "I remember all wars."
Nickname: Kid Cincinnati
Party: WhigAlex "Starburns" Osbourne
- "This is hot."
DJ Name: Sparkles
Party: LegalizationJeff Winger
- "I regret nothing."
Ethnicity: Northern European
Kryptonite: Women's tears
- "He's awake who thinks himself asleep"
Eye color: Ultra-violet
Workoutmix: Black Eyed Peas
Party: You know it!Pierce Hawthorne
- "Screw you."
Age: 66, dick
Trivia: Followed BNL for summer
Favorite Roman Emperor: Caligula
Party: Pierce HawthorneGarrett Lambert
- "I like ice cream."
Allergies: Pollen, penicillin, pet dander, peanuts, strawberries, ragweed, dust, hay, gluten, dairy, water, etc.Vicki
Ticker news:Don't forget to study for finals.
Remember to add or drop classes.
Human Being mascot: offensive to animals? More at 8.
Chess club moves meeting unexpectedly, refuses to reveal why.
Basketball team loses ball.
Chicken fingers shortage continues.
Professor Slater still missing.
"No paintball this spring" claims Dean.
Starburns: "My name is Alex."
School dance rate down 200%.
Reports continue of mysterious "air vent monster".
Dean suggests end of year picnic, implies "western theme".
Dr Ian Duncan quits drinking again.
Tickers: do we watch them? Story at 12.
There's couple of good callbacks in the ticker but my favorite has to be the "western theme" picnic. Is that an indication that a western homage episode will be coming? I could see Jeff dressed in poncho as the man with no name, Annie as a gunslinging rancher, Britta as a madam, Shirley as the school teacher, Troy and Abed as sheriff and deputy and Pierce as the villain.