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The Marry Prankster was a great episode. I just about died when Max got pranked with the lottery and went scorched earth. And how Alex went Keyser Soze.
Max: “No, we’re not even. And when it comes, my revenge will be served like the tennis serve of a 7th grade girl – slow, out of bounds, and I will pull balls out of my skirt”
Jane: “Really? What else is great? Syphilis? Men with bangs? Waking up with a dead dog in your damn bed?” Penny: “If I had known that dog was gonna climb in bed with me, I never would have had so much chocolate in there”
Max: Pen I live by mafia rules, you, your family, anybody in the room. Y'all gotta pay, that's how I roll.
Alex: You guys realize that we are just prawns in his game. Little shrimp swimming around and waiting to be eaten by a big shark named Max.
Max: I'm rich! I'm no longer the poor one! I'm not sharing this with any of you. You're all dead to me.
Pete: Penny, I love your big heart and your even bigger head.
"Nowadays, you can just click a button and buy a book, meet your spouse or ruin someone's life. Sometimes those last two are the same thing." John Oliver.