It's true that you should not be flying a UFO or driving a car if you take a drink of an alcoholic beverage every time you hear the words, "As ancient alien theorists believe..."
A buddy and I tried this last Friday night. It's works better than "Bob".
LOL!!! Thanks for that! Since in fact there likely aren't any aliens (see Fermi Paradox, or The Great Silence) that show (and several other similar efforts) make me giggle. Love that guy in the big hair (Giorgio Tsoukalos) that is on every related show! It's starting to look like Bozo the Clown's wig now!