Ha. Check this out. Forte
I don't recall seeing such an overwhelmingly positive response on Amazon like this one. A near perfect rating.
A squirrel has been eating my tomatoes, so I took my AK-47 and shot him with an armor-piercing bullet. Unfortunately, it also went through my neighbor's car and his neighbors SUV before being stopped by a propane truck filling a tank. Most of the neighborhood is now gone, but that squirrel will no longer be eating my tomatoes.