You are awesome Chad. Thank you.
I may take you up on that offer in the near future, but for now I'm in the final stages of "finishing" (HA!) my HT and everything works "well enough."
I only had five circuits, so once I get past the psychology of pressing 1, 2. 3, 5, 6... It's okay.
I don't perceive any light emanating from the fixtures when they are completely dim, but if I touch the wires there's enough tingle left in the current to make it uncomfortable to maintain any kind of skin contact with them for more than a few seconds. I didn't slap the volt-ohm meter on them to measure. It was enough to know A.) Didn't illuminate the light but B.) I shouldn't work the circuit hot based on the individual dimmer, but instead use the Master Power Off.
Thanks again for the offer. I will probably be in touch, but more like this Winter (after months of 1, 2, 3, 5, 6 starts to grate on my anal retentive nature).
Just keep talkin'. I'll let you know when you're right.