Male: "Oh honey, I'm sorry I came back with such a cheap tv. I know, I know. You wished I spent 5 thousand dollars instead of going to walmart. But you see, I did it for you! Think of how pretty it will look in the foyer? What with that svelte curve and thinness."
Female: "Oh, I guess you're right. And at least we saved some money instead of going high end like you always want to.....but wait, what's this? The reflection in the curve makes me look fat!! It goes back!" *sees receipt, male is screwed*
Haha, just a little joke.
If I sow a wind now, I will reap a storm.