Originally Posted by Brian Conrad
I watched the junk movie (since I can't say z movie here) "Alien Origin" on NF. It's another found footage conceit this time with a lot of Go camera footage and shot in Beliz. It's sorta interesting just for the latter and the story concept is good. Probably enjoyable after a six pack too. Oh, and did I mention it is also an Asylum film (though they didn't put their logo up front).
I FINALLY found a movie with an opening so bad I wanted to "Oink it" based on THAT alone.....
OK guys, I am NOT making this up...really
It starts with closeups of guys with guns mumbling and, apparently, moving about in the dark....and lens flair
flare coming from EVERYTHING moving and making no f_cking sense whatsoever.
Then a soundtrack starts of such *****ty music(?) that I wondered whether it came from Hell or the kid down the street who delivers my newspaper.
All while scrolling across the scene of a rave for 12 year olds comes 20 minutes of credits with.....wait for it....lens flair
Yes, I mean the LETTERS themselves had lens flair
Of course, because they should....right?
Once all of this nonsense/stupidity/ultra lameness floats by the first official scene
attacks my frontal cortex with acting just this side of a Keanu Reeves and Tara Reid production of Hamlet.
In order to preserve my last ounce of sanity, I hit the EJECT button.....
I sincerely recommend no one here risk their mental stability with a viewing of this.....whatever it is.