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There was a super old thread about this a while back, but I figured it was time to kick off a new one. Here's one of my all time favorite movie moments/quotes. What are some of yours?

 

 

 

 

Quote by Han Solo:
"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"

 

I laugh at that line every time. 

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" Say hello to my little friend" Pacino in Scarface .


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"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
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"He should have armed himself if he is gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."

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I love that Han quote too.

Vacation
Clark Griswold:
"I distinctly ordered the Antarctic blue super sports wagon with the CB and the optional rally fun pack"

There Will Be Blood
Daniel Plainview:
"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!!"

Creepshow
"Just tell it to call you Billy"

Better Off Dead
"I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years.... I'm no dummy"

Tropic Thunder
"I can't feel my legs"
"It ain't nothin but a thang"
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Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton. Me!

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"Do you want me to talk Goldfinger?"

"No Mr. Bond . . . I want you to die."
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Raiders of the Lost Ark

"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage."
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It's what happens after that makes it such a good line.
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Red - I find I'm so excited that I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel. A free man at a start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.
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"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
Airplane
As you can tell from my avatar, I'm partial to this one.

Stephen.

Chances are very good that I was drinking when I posted the above.

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"Don't kill me man, don't kill me!"

"I'm not going to kill you, I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell your friends about me."

"What are you?!"

"I'm Batman."
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As I've always said, it's got to be Anthony Hopkins in The Road to Wellville. I remembered it as "Sir, I'll have you know that my bowel movements are enormous, and perfectly formed." But it's been a while and a quick search came up with: "Sir, I'll have you know my bowel movements are enormous and have no more smell than a hot biscuit!!!!"

Either way, it's got to be one of the great movie lines.

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"I Love You"

"I know"

As you star wars fans know, best part of that line is that Harrison Ford changed it. It was supposed to be " I love you too"
But Ford said that wasn't something Han Solo would say.
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Drexl Spivey: Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.

Floyd: Don't condescend me, man. I'll f*ckin' kill ya, man.


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"I come in peace"

"I am the law"

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"Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy"
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"you mean they're acting so smart 'cuz they're so stupid" tremors 2

"who were you expecting santa claus?" alien resurrection

gremlins 2 fire alarm (cant really type it so skip to 27 sec)
"grant me revenge! and if you do not listen then the hell with you"- conan the barbarian(1982)

"you're dressed like a harlot"
"im probably the only women you met who wasn't one" -conan the barbarian (2011)

"have fun storming the castle"
"anybody want a peanut"
"Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father, prepare to die"- princess bride

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You eat sh*t for breakfast?

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Spaceballs.

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Quote:
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"Do you want me to talk Goldfinger?"
"No Mr. Bond . . . I want you to die."

Lee:

My favorite movie quote of all time too, but, correct me if I'm wrong, I think it actually goes: Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?" Goldfinger: "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."

- john
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Lee:
My favorite movie quote of all time too, but, correct me if I'm wrong, I think it actually goes: Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?" Goldfinger: "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."
- john

Ah . . you are correct. redface.gif
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There are so many good ones.

"Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?" Adult humor in a kids movie.

"Nut up or shut up"

"How can the same sh?t happen to the same guy twice?"
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