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Hopefully this one doesn't constantly slap you in the face with its agenda like the first one. The cast of fly honey dips looks pretty tight. I may be the only dude on this site that thinks Lady Gaga is sexy. Flame away & count me in. smile.gif










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Yes. Very much so. The first one was ruined by taking all that immigration crap WAY TOO seriously. Made the movie totally un-fun as it should have been.

Even so... I'll go see this. Lovin' the cast so far. Woop!

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The first one was ruined by taking all that immigration crap WAY TOO seriously.
Agreed, it really sunk the movie.....

Hopefully, RR has figured that out now.wink.gif

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Wonder if this one will have as much nudity as the first one?
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Wonder if this one will have as much nudity as the first one?
Nice to see your where your priorities are with this series.tongue.gif
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Hey, you can see bare boobies anytime. How often do you get a chance to see boobie miniguns??

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They also remind me of Tom Savini's crotch pistola in "From Dusk Till Dawn".

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They also remind me of Tom Savini's crotch pistola in "From Dusk Till Dawn".

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If this movie is as bad as the last one, they should call it "Machete Stinks".

Didn't the first one bomb? How did it get a sequel?

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Didn't the first one bomb? How did it get a sequel?
Budget = 10.5m
U.S. Box Office = 26.5m

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Come on, what do you expect of a spinoff from a faux trailer from RR's Grindhouse movie? He loves this stuff....and I'd bet it sells a lot more than Machete's listed budget of 10M and gross of 44M I see in a little search (that include all disc sales or not?).

Does this kinda cast just do it as a favor to RR or for fun? Doesn't seem that they're getting their normal paychecks in this kinda budget (altho couldn't find one for Machete Kills).

Then there's going to be Machete Kills Again, too smile.gif

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Does this kinda cast just do it as a favor to RR or for fun?
Probably, but not sure why.
The guy hasn't done anything of any substance in quite awhile.

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Doesn't seem that they're getting their normal paychecks in this kinda budget (altho couldn't find one for Machete Kills).
Isn't likely the cast is getting much more than scale.

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I was just curious...
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Looked more like mini cannons to me. biggrin.gif

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Looked more like mini cannons to me. biggrin.gif

Maybe even mini gatling guns.....

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Maybe even mini gatling guns.....
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Machete don't text. All theaters need a corpse remover.


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The first film was awful. Unbearable at times. It took itself way too serious and the ultra left wing political bent was just so extreme all I could do was roll my eyes. RR can make good corn. Just check out Planet Terror (from Grindhouse), but he failed miserably with Machete.

Why a sequel? because Hollywood hates original ideas. The first one did make some coin in the end so they figure it's an easier sell this time.

The trailer was screened prior to the Fast 6 showing I attended and it was received with nothing but groans.

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the ultra left wing political bent was just so extreme.
I don't recognize this as "ultra left wing politics" at all.
What it really was trying to do was pander to the Hispanic community who believe themselves to be victims of whitey.

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This movie is looking more & more like Planet Terror on steroids. [marv_albert] YES! [/marv_albert]


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This movie is looking more & more like Planet Terror on steroids. [marv_albert] YES! [/marv_albert]
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Amber Heard is stacked and smokin'. Oh lawd.



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I'd like to see her buff up a bit and take on some more female a$$ kicking roles - but in better movies.

Well, she could sure buff up my bit and, oh wait.......

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