Here's Why - Salt & sugar poisons you so you'll enjoy a film that doesn't make sense?
Salt & Sugar & Processed Bread like substance poisons you so you'll fall asleep before
realizing how bad the movie is?
A crashing pancreas distracts you from horrible remakes and makes the same story seem fresh.
This is all based on a huge study done by Hollywood with the intent of actually killing you while extracting money
at the same time. I know it's confusing, but refer to PapaJohns commercials during Football games
for further research. This could also create a situation where you fear NFL games on TV because you
could relapse into eating processed Bread Like Substance And Things Shaped Like Other Things That Might
have come from Pigs or Other Animal types..We Think, but We're Not Positive, and there's a Bacon
type taste in there for no reason, but we have no control if we taste it cause Bacon is Heroin in disguise.
Theaters are idiots, because if they served real bacon in theaters, they could charge anything and
most men would show up and not realize why.
Just A Theory