Ted : Let Sing The Thunder Song
Ted: Thunder buddies for life, right Johnny?
John: F**kin’ right!
Ted : Alright. Come on Lets sing the Thunder Song
John & Ted : When you hear the sound of thunder, don’t you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words: “F**k you thunder! You can suck my d**k. You can’t get me, thunder, ’cause your just God’s farts. Pft.
URL : http://www.moviejit.com/2012/04/ted-let-sing-the-thunder-song/
Ted : White Trash Name
Ted: White trash name, guess.
John: Mandi? Ted: No. John: Marilyn? Ted: No. John: Brittany? Ted: No. John: Tiffany? Ted: No. John: Candice? Ted: No.
John: Don’t fu*k with me on this, I know this sh*t.
Ted: Do you see me fu*king with you? I’m completely serious.
John: OK, speed round, I’m gonna rattle off some names and when I hit it, f***ing buzz it.
Ted: You do it, I will tell you.
John: You got me?
John: Alright Brandi, Heather, Channing, Briana, Amber, Sabrina, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Vandi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Laura, Shelly and Shantelle? Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Christa, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nicki, Kelsy, Shaunna, Jolene, Earlie, Claudia, Savannah, Cassie, Dolly, Kendra, Callie, Khloe, Devon, Emmylou, fu*king Becky?
John: Wait, was it any one of those names with a Lyn after it?
John: OK, Brandy Lyn, Heather Lyn…
Ted: Tammy Lyn.
URL : http://www.moviejit.com/2012/04/ted-white-trash-name/
The Dictator : Monkey On Roller Skates!
General Aladeen: I love it when women go to school. It’s like seeing a monkey on roller skates — it means nothing to them, but it’s so adorable for us.
URL : http://www.moviejit.com/2012/05/the-dictator-monkey-on-roller-skates/