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Ted : Let Sing The Thunder Song

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Ted: Thunder buddies for life, right Johnny?
John: F**kin’ right!
Ted : Alright. Come on Lets sing the Thunder Song
John & Ted : When you hear the sound of thunder, don’t you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words: “F**k you thunder! You can suck my d**k. You can’t get me, thunder, ’cause your just God’s farts. Pft.
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Ted : White Trash Name

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Ted: White trash name, guess.
John: Mandi? Ted: No. John: Marilyn? Ted: No. John: Brittany? Ted: No. John: Tiffany? Ted: No. John: Candice? Ted: No.
John: Don’t fu*k with me on this, I know this sh*t.
Ted: Do you see me fu*king with you? I’m completely serious.
John: OK, speed round, I’m gonna rattle off some names and when I hit it, f***ing buzz it.
Ted: You do it, I will tell you.
John: You got me?
Ted: Yeah.
John: Alright Brandi, Heather, Channing, Briana, Amber, Sabrina, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Vandi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Laura, Shelly and Shantelle? Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Christa, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nicki, Kelsy, Shaunna, Jolene, Earlie, Claudia, Savannah, Cassie, Dolly, Kendra, Callie, Khloe, Devon, Emmylou, fu*king Becky?
Ted: Nope.
John: Wait, was it any one of those names with a Lyn after it?
Ted: YES!
John: OK, Brandy Lyn, Heather Lyn…
Ted: Tammy Lyn.
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The Dictator : Monkey On Roller Skates!

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General Aladeen: I love it when women go to school. It’s like seeing a monkey on roller skates — it means nothing to them, but it’s so adorable for us.
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How can you mention Ted without the interview?

Ted: But I don't want to work at a Grocery store
Walberg: But you have no skills
Ted: I told you, I can totally be a lawyer

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Borat: What's with you Vanilla face
Borat: We just couple pimps no hoes, bang bang skit skit nigga.

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Borat: If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?

Borat: If this hummer car drive to a group of gypsies, will it cause any damage to the car?
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Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.

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Thor: Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!

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