What we are witnessing here is PDSD, aka Processor Delay Stress Disorder. It is an affliction which many researchers believe to have its origins in a small section of Tennessee. At ground zero, it is manifested by people doing highly bizarre and irrational things such as a loss of linguistic ability resulting in uttering sounds like, Grrrrr... Other prominent symptoms include, but are not limited to, an inability to accurately read a caender, DAMH syndrome (Dog Ate My Homework) resulting in never ending utterances of excuses, real and fabricated.
It is believed that once the processor is released that happiness will result and all angst will vanish. This is much like finally embarking on that long planned vacation. Researchers are quick to point out that joy and satisfaction was short lived for those on the Titanic.
"I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - Gregory House