This is my reply.
There are many like it but this one is mine.
My reply is my best friend.
It is my words.
I must master it as I must master my keyboard.
Without me, my reply is useless.
Without my reply I am useless.
I must post my reply true.
I must post faster than my enemy, who is trying to win the projector from me.
I must type faster than him before he wins the projector from me.
Before AVS mods, I swear this creed:
My post and myself are defenders of this thread, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my post. So be it, until there is no contest, but me winning the projector.