"At the time of which I speak, I'm tending bar in Medicine Hat. A fellow used to come in there had a glass eye. Used to put this glass eye in a tumbler of water. One night, he forgot it...I found it. The next day he came in and I said, "young fellow, you forgot your glass eye" and I gave it back to him. Ever since that day, I've been known as Honest John." One could go on for a long time with W. C. Fields quotes.
10/5/12 at 2:17pm