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.....................being it is Horror and thus the bar is automatically set to shlock level (not by necessity - but by history).......average.

meaning: if I were you, average ain't worth 7-bucks.

I give cudos for the kewl masks - esp. the ladies' with there 40's art nouvo Betty Boob type-appeal. Nice and creepy in the way baby dolls (Chuckie!) and clowns (hell all clowns are scary - aka Gacy) are creepy - yet stylish too ;-).

Character development? - none: not for good guys nor bad.

Story? - none, little. Nice in the beginiing with the banging on the door and the "is Tamara there?" (though it reminded of something a few bored 12-yr olds would do (or somehting I'd do! as a kid). But got silly fast. HOW SO? you ask!

Well..................the three good victims are three DUMB BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!.........we've all scene Wolf Creek? yes. An otherwise 5-star movie turned to a 4 or 3 one due to DUMB BUNNY itis.

1. When a girl is banging on your door a SECOND TIME at 4:15 AM asking for "Tamara" ( when you only 15 minutes before informed her that there is no-one at the address by that name and thus she is at the wrong house ) and gets a little "smart-assy" through the door.............do you?:

a open the door
b call the boyfriend and cry about how scared you are becasue the girl is back and banign on the door asking ofr Tamara.
c call the cops - tell them to send a car and there there is a person who maybe trying to break in my home (or at the very least may be a theat to herself - delusional).

- answer c: - if you answered a or b, your fate does not interest me - and thus the movie fails.

2. I bullet smashes your window as you pull in front of your best friend house.
Do you:
a Get the **** outta there pronto! (aka Die Hard "let it snow let it snow let it snow")
b call the cops on my cellphone!
c Get the **** outta there FIRST - then after clearing couple of blocks CALL THE COPS!
d jump out of your SUV and present your profile to the sniper, then WALK into your buddy's house while seeing that his home and car are busted up.

-answer c: - a and b are darelick in duty and judgement by maybe passable for a movie.

if you anwsered d: I will personally get the ax and hack the crap outta ya! needless to say I could not care less what happened to this tard.

.........I am SO SICK of dumb bunnies!!!!!

directors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get a clue and start DIRECTING!! (that goes for you writers too!!!!!!!!!!)
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Originally Posted by gaffo View Post

.....................being it is Horror and thus the bar is automatically set to shlock level (not by necessity - but by history).......average.

meaning: if I were you, average ain't worth 7-bucks.

I give cudos for the
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kewl masks - esp. the ladies' with there 40's art nouvo Betty Boob type-appeal. Nice and creepy in the way baby dolls (Chuckie!) and clowns (hell all clowns are scary - aka Gacy) are creepy - yet stylish too ;-).


Character development? - none: not for good guys nor bad.

Story? - none, little.
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Nice in the beginiing with the banging on the door and the "is Tamara there?" (though it reminded of something a few bored 12-yr olds would do (or somehting I'd do! as a kid).
But got silly fast. HOW SO? you ask!

Well..................the three good victims
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are three DUMB BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!.........
we've all scene Wolf Creek? yes. An otherwise 5-star movie turned to a 4 or 3 one due to

Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
Spoiler  
Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
1. When a girl is banging on your door a SECOND TIME at 4:15 AM asking for "Tamara" ( when you only 15 minutes before informed her that there is no-one at the address by that name and thus she is at the wrong house ) and gets a little "smart-assy" through the door.............do you?:

a open the door
b call the boyfriend and cry about how scared you are becasue the girl is back and banign on the door asking ofr Tamara.
c call the cops - tell them to send a car and there there is a person who maybe trying to break in my home (or at the very least may be a theat to herself - delusional).

- answer c: - if you answered a or b, your fate does not interest me - and thus the movie fails.

2. I bullet smashes your window as you pull in front of your best friend house.
Do you:
a Get the **** outta there pronto! (aka Die Hard "let it snow let it snow let it snow")
b call the cops on my cellphone!
c Get the **** outta there FIRST - then after clearing couple of blocks CALL THE COPS!
d jump out of your SUV and present your profile to the sniper, then WALK into your buddy's house while seeing that his home and car are busted up.

-answer c: - a and b are darelick in duty and judgement by maybe passable for a movie.


if you anwsered d: I will personally get the ax and hack the crap outta ya! needless to say I could not care less what happened to this tard.

.........I am SO SICK of dumb bunnies!!!!!

directors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get a clue and start DIRECTING!! (that goes for you writers too!!!!!!!!!!)

There is already a thread on this here and some spoiler tags, as included above, would have been nice!
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