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Were you eating jacks links beef jerky before bed? biggrin.gif. Count me in.
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Here ya go sports fans:


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Sounds like "Harry Hurts the Hendersons."
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For those who can't enough, here is the official website with all of the videos:

http://www.jacklinks.com/the-wild-side/commercials.aspx
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Were you eating jacks links beef jerky before bed? biggrin.gif. Count me in.
Oh no. We talked about Sasquatch here and I watched a Joe Rogan show which sparked a conversation at work. Those commercials came up in the conversation as well. The difference is the commercials portrays the beast as a beast I'd like to see the beast display the same emotion a dad would feel. In addition to that emotion give him equal human intelligence albeit slightly psychopathic. Think Hulk rage meets Dexter.

I even envision a Predator style ending between the beast and the most vile of the teens where the teen is all "COME AT ME BRO! YOLO MELON FARMER FARM YOU MELON FARMER" and the beast, as he squeezes the life from the douche, says "FARM YOU MELON FARMER." As the life fades from the boy you see he realizes he was dealing with an intelligent being.

Credits roll over a dissolve of Papa carrying his dead child back to his people.

The sequel is of course found footage and straight to DVD.
Edited by darthrsg - 8/16/13 at 5:53pm
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I watched a Joe Rogan show which sparked a conversation at work..
About what?
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About what?
Bigfoot, it was on Syfy.
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i like it. give the sasquatches some human qualities. make us feel empathy. definitely something different.

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Sounds like "Harry Hurts the Hendersons."
lulz
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Bigfoot, it was on Syfy.
More detail, please....smile.gif

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i like it. give the sasquatches some human qualities. make us feel empathy. definitely something different.
lulz
Wiz, tell us you're taking it easy now....
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More detail, please....smile.gif
Wiz, tell us you're taking it easy now....

Well Rogan is a believer or wants to believe the Bigfoot is real. The show examines the "evidence" like the old In Search Of but very modern. He seems very in the middle of things and level headed. The best one I've seen so far was his investigation into humans merging with machines.
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Sounds like "Harry Hurts the Hendersons."
Yeah but more like Last House On the Left. Like I said Elliot lures E.T. into the shed with Reese's and then gets his friends to go to work on homes with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
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Yeah but more like Last House On the Left. Like I said Elliot lures E.T. into the shed with Reese's and then gets his friends to go to work on homes with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
like,get medieval on his a**
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Well Rogan is a believer or wants to believe the Bigfoot is real.
Let me finish that sentence....
"Well Rogan is a believer or wants to believe the Bigfoot is real SO HE CAN MAKE MONEY OFF OF DUMBA$$E$."

I have said it before, but it bears repeating:
There has never been any such thing as "Bigfoot/Sasquatch" in North America.
There has never been any species of Homo on this continent, other than ourselves.

If any city folk are in doubt, I can assure you humans are crawling all over the conifer forests in Sasquatch "country" with firearms hunting game animals.
Every stump here has some guy sitting on it with a 30.06 and binoculars....
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Did someone say .30-06? wink.giftongue.gif
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Did someone say .30-06? wink.giftongue.gif
General, it's late....my synapses' aren't firing well.tongue.gif
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Let me finish that sentence....
"Well Rogan is a believer or wants to believe the Bigfoot is real SO HE CAN MAKE MONEY OFF OF DUMBA$$E$."

I have said it before, but it bears repeating:
There has never been any such thing as "Bigfoot/Sasquatch" in North America.
There has never been any species of Homo on this continent, other than ourselves.

If any city folk are in doubt, I can assure you humans are crawling all over the conifer forests in Sasquatch "country" with firearms hunting game animals.
Every stump here has some guy sitting on it with a 30.06 and binoculars....

That may well be true and I need it to bite me as well to convince me, as Rogan said. Where I live is similar with hunting and for fifty years we are told there are no bears or panthers yet pictures keep popping up. So to some extent that drives the imagination. I'm not sure why the existence or non existence is a big deal.
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Also not sure why Oink has to be all homophobic. There's plenty of room for everybody. :-)
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Where I live is similar with hunting and for fifty years we are told there are no bears or panthers yet pictures keep popping up.
After human persecution had been reduced, top predators and other wildlife are re-colonizing old ranges throughout the country.

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I'm not sure why the existence or non existence is a big deal.
Because the propagation of LIES to make $$$ is morally reprehensible and in conflict with the values of this nation.

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Also not sure why Oink has to be all homophobic. There's plenty of room for everybody. :-)
I just KNEW someone was going to say that.....
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Love the Sasquatch movie!! Dont forget loads of nudity, skinng dipping, naked woman rubbing all over a tied-up Sasquatch, and maybe an old woman in a wheelchair who came with the teens in their van getting violated by a Sasquatch!!! Wow, what a movie!!

Also, add cutting off a Sasquatch head and using it to play soccer with!!
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After human persecution had been reduced, top predators and other wildlife are re-colonizing old ranges throughout the country.
Proof things can still hide, they just found a new mammal this week even.
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Because the propagation of LIES to make $$$ is morally reprehensible and in conflict with the values of this nation.
Dunno where you live but I'm from America it's what we do. :-)
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I just KNEW someone was going to say that.....
Easy pickings is all.

Like I said I'd need to be bitten by the damn thing to be convinced it exists and it will take way more than a TV show to prove otherwise. The signal to noise ratio is so high on all information it's nearly impossible to believe anything that's out there. I still like the idea of Bigfoot or even lost tribes.
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Love the Sasquatch movie!! Dont forget loads of nudity, skinng dipping, naked woman rubbing all over a tied-up Sasquatch, and maybe an old woman in a wheelchair who came with the teens in their van getting violated by a Sasquatch!!! Wow, what a movie!!

Also, add cutting off a Sasquatch head and using it to play soccer with!!

I sent the same quick and dirty I posted here to a screenwriting friend of mine. I just want an IMDB page smile.gif
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Proof things can still hide, they just found a new mammal this week even.
A little squirrel thing in the Amazon jungle ain't the same as 8ft. tall bipedal living in the forests of the Pacific NW.

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I still like the idea of Bigfoot or even lost tribes.
One is a myth, the other is possible.
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A little squirrel thing in the Amazon jungle ain't the same as 8ft. tall bipedal living in the forests of the Pacific NW.
One is a myth, the other is possible.
OK you win? The dead horse is tenderized.
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Love the Sasquatch movie!! Dont forget loads of nudity, skinng dipping, naked woman rubbing all over a tied-up Sasquatch, and maybe an old woman in a wheelchair who came with the teens in their van getting violated by a Sasquatch!!! Wow, what a movie!!

What's the title of this movie? Is it on Netflix?
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What's the title of this movie? Is it on Netflix?
BOOM. Drops Mic.
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What's the title of this movie? Is it on Netflix?
Playboy channel. eek.gif
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More detail, please....smile.gif
Wiz, tell us you're taking it easy now....

Yes sir. smile.gif following doc's orders and getting ready for Baltimore next week.

This thread has delivered today. I'm laughing and crying (poor papa). I think the soccer with baby sasquatch head really sealed the deal.
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Yes sir. smile.gif following doc's orders and getting ready for Baltimore next week.
OK, good.wink.gif
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OK, good.wink.gif

+1K! good news indeed!
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"Errors of the Human Body" is a sorta bio horror sci-fi German film in English. Apparently added to Netflix on Friday because I had no trouble streaming it in HD and there were only 4 reviews listed. Four zombies.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1835955/

I wound up watching it because I couldn't get a "rebuffering free" viewing of the Japanese cheesy 'Ringu" follow-up "Sadako" which looked like good fun and the first 7 minutes were, then the rebuffering every 30 seconds kicked in.

Amazon shows "V/H/S 2" unavailable and non-existant on VUDU so it is probably about to be available regular rental rates since it has wound up its festival run. And that means maybe on NF WI soon.
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