100 rated worst movies.

Joe Versus The Volcano (Tom Hanks)

I CANNOT believe that they put Howard the duck on that list!

I do not agree on most of those. at least half are far from the worst, of course not the best but not nearly the worst. where did this list come from?

Soylent Green isn’t a worst film what was this person smoking?

Monkeybone most defiantly and I haven’t seen it I can tell by the look of the poster this one sucks in image and sound.

Last Action Hero oh, no you don’t this rocked in Dolby stereo

Flash Gordon he’s the saver of the Dolby this rocks what are these people taking? Crack cocaine?

Dude, Where's My Car? Well yeah this one is defiantly fit for the Florida alligator pit!

Maverick this rocked in THX at the Warner West End!

Convoy is classic for CB radio users and truckers!

Toys wasn’t this mixed in THX sound system theatre I guess these people didn’t know that, they suck they should be dragged and beaten and feed to the Florida alligator!

Cool as Ice well you’ve got to have an opinion on this one! This sucked! I wonder what happed to him, did he melt away?

Waterword classic dts mix who is this joker with his worst film list, he truly sucks well maybe it’s a she?

Star Ship Troopers no way is this, lets hunt down this person and feed him a piece at a time to the Florida alligator. “Look at those snappers.”

The Godfather Part III well I thought it was a bit slow and thou shorter in running time over Dances With Wolves that had the best sound that year, the only great part about the film was the helicopter hovering overhead shooting the gangsters to pieces now that rocked!

Crossroads well anything with Britney I haven’t got a brain Spears needs to feed to the Florida alligators to keep the population of Florida alligators high!

Gigli now I did hear this one sucked and its fit for the Florida alligators pit, come on the alligators are hungry they need to be feed a bit Ben Affleck and bit of leg off Jennifer Lobster.

Glitter feed Mariah Carey to the Florida alligators yummy.

Jaws: The Revenge it’s got Michael “your only suppose to blow the bloody doors off” Cane no way this I think this reviewer should be feed to Bruce the shark!


Speed 2: Cruise Control can’t believe I saw this in the cinema and no I don’t what it the DVD collection it doesn’t exist Speed however Rules!

Howard the Duck rocks “one million watts of power…power.”

Snakes on a Plane “enough is enough I have had with these mother-bugger snakes on this mother-bugger plane” I think this person should be mailed a snake in letterbox.

Spice World absolutely NOT! This is floating pile of cow crap I may be British but I just can’t stand Spice girls YUCK! I need to wash my mouth out now for saying that name Spice, oh, no, there I said it again.

Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot I seem to remember seeing the trailer at the Empire Leicester Square I think it was for Star Trek VI. Yeah they can keep my mom, think I saw it on a TV a few years or so back.

Catwoman has the moves its got bass its go meow its got sub bass and more sub bass this one is perfect meow I like cats.

That list sucked! I’m getting some sleep now because that list was nightmare to keep clicking though.

Although I'm sure there are worse there are none on that list that I would say aren't crap.

Art

WHAT???!!

"Joe Versus the Volcano" is -- without question -- the greatest motion picture of all time: period.

3rd on the list? Ouch. I liked that movie when it came out but then again I grew up on sci-fi.

I agree that pretty much everything on that list is crap. But there ARE about 3 of them, that I actually liked! The only one that I could say that I think they're a little hard on, would be Starship Troopers. I have never read the book that it was based on, so I had no preconceived notions of what it was supposed to be going in. And in a tongue and cheek way, I thought it was actually a pretty good movie. We won't talk about the sequels though.

Barbed Wire.....what a classic.....

I'm surprised Soylent Green made the list. I liked that one.

Movies are like music. Some survive the test of time and some don't. Imho those movies should be judged by the standards of the time and not by todays standards. I'll bet that the person who came up with the list wasn't even born when most of those movies were released...

Tango and Cash, Son in Law, The Pledge....

Starship Troopers - come on, one of the best modern day scifi b-movies dressed up like a proper a-list.
Maverick - what, don't like poor tongue-n-cheek humor
Wild Wild West - goofy Saturday afternoon fun (as a matter of fact, wasn't it on this past Saturday)
Barb Wire - ??? I didn't realize this was a full length film - I though it was just a 7 minute teaser through the opening credits :-)

How in the name of all that is unholy did they miss Tank Girl? and why in the heck is Battlefield Earth so low on the list.

I really do think that every film on that list that I have seen is a POS. Some are so bad that they can't even be given so bad they are good status (Mystery Science Theater type good) . IMO Star Ship Troopers is one.


Art

But what projector did you watch it on? And how many artifacts did you see? What was the average APL of the movie? Did you notice motion blur? Were the colors accurate? How was the depth? Did it have ANSI pop? Were the black levels accurate? How was the shadow detail? Did it look like the production was done using SMPTE-C or Rec.709? Did you see any weird cadence issues from bad edits? Did the camera gamma seem right?

Hard core AVS'ers don't care about the content it's all about the tech

Costner's Wyatt Earp....

I actually thought the whole sequence in Ishtar where Beatty and Hoffman are writing songs together is very, very funny.

I got a wardrobe of love in my eyes...

Take your time, look around...

See if there's something your size....



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Watched 1/2 a movie last night "and then she found me" - yes its a "chick flick" but omg I cringed through the whole thing. I'll try and watch the other half.....

Whoever compiled that list doesn't understand te concept of "camp". Many of those films - i.e., George Hamilton's Zorro - have an intentionally tongue-in-cheek tone to them, and if you go in taking them seriously, you are going to be seriously disappointed.

Granted, none of them are going to go down in history as works of art, but some (Soylent Green) shouldn't be on the list. And Barbarella, #1? There are plenty of worse movies.

And Mark Petersen is correct about the test of time... "Psycho" is still widely hailed as a masterpiece, but the ending that shocked audiences many years ago is now a cliche. Can't wait to see how my grandkids will view "The Sixth Sense"...

Alan,

My all time "favorite" worst movie is one called "The Monitors"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064684/

The premise is that Earth in the future is "pacified" by a race of beings called the
"Monitors". They run self-promoting commercials on TV all day; and anytime there
is a fender-bender and tempers flair - the Monitors drive up in their car and a bunch of
guys in black trenchcoats get out and spray aerosal cans of stuff to calm everyone.

I also remember a fight in the movie between actor Larry Storch [ of "F-Troop" ] in
which one of the combatants was carrying a bag of groceries which included a carrot.
The combatants struggle over the carrot as if it were a knife.

It was so bad - you just got "sucked in" to watch - just to see how much worse this
movie could get.

"Jaws ,4 the revenge" must be the worst movie ever made.

A lot of hitchcock's movies are like that. They were groundbreaking for their day but they seem very cliche by todays standards. Many of Hitchcock's innovative camera tricks were so groundbreaking that they are copied over and over and are a standard in most filmmaker's "bag of tricks". A perfect example is the technique he used in Vertigo where the camera was pulled back on a dolley while the lens was zoomed in. It creates a disorienting effect on the audience and is used all the time now although I think it was first used in Vertigo.

There was a similar discussion in one of the other forums about "Bullitt". That movie defined the car chase scene when it was released. Today is seems fairly tame but by the standards of the day it was sensational.

In film everything that is good gets copied and redone. Everything from plot elements to special effects to camera techniques. A person doesn't even have to go back to the 50s or 60s to see this, just look at the morphing technique from T2 that is used all the time now. Or the slow motion moves in Matrix. Heck just look at the space scenes in the original Star Wars (not the re-released version with fresh CGI). All were great movies when they were released but seem watered down by todays standards.

"Freddy Got Fingered" is the worst movie that I have seen. It's a ridiculously bad movie.