Subwoofer around .75 ?

I can go even cheaper. Take one hand, form a cup, place it in the opposite arm's pit, then flay that arm like a chicken. If you don't want to have a one-note wonder, randomly change the shape of the cupped hand and flap the arm at different speeds.

This is a very cheap subwoofer with free shipping and no sales tax. Well, at least it's not taxable, yet.

Not a bad solution really. You may get some chaffing on some of the higher energy sequences though.

The other option is headphones.

What I described above is referred to as an air gap compression sub. Another option, called an air expulsion sub, can be constructed by placing the inside of either elbow over your partially opened mouth. Then blow. Pitch can be changed by tightening or loosening the lips. This is better than the air compression sub as it has a flatter and much lower frequency response, is more musical, and depending on whether you smoke or not, can sustain a note for much longer.

Actually, I believe Brian at Rythmik is having a special on the F12SE, only $0.75

Unfortunately, shipping starts at $898.25 for the house next door and goes up from there

And if I go pick it up at will call?

Only $898.24 pickup charge!!

This gives me a great Idea, I should beg as well, Please help I am also poor and needy, I will offer $1 each for Sonus Faber Elipsa's and $5 each for the
Stradivari Homage speakers, please help I am so poor I am struggling to buy a house, but I want them so very badly. I will also offer $.76 for a Martin Logan Descent, I only have one and really want another

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Never thought I would quote Ben Franklin in a subwoofer forum.

I was at a garage sale recently. They had a 3 piece pc speaker system for $2.50. It had a 3w 3" sub. I should have asked if I could have bought the sub for .75. That would rock my 15x30 space.