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Every Who Down in Chaseville Liked Christmas a lot
But the Grinch, Who lived just north of Chaseville, Did NOT!
The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his subwoofer was two sizes too small.
Whatever the reason, His sub or his shoes,
He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Whos,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown,
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every Who down in Chaseville beneath,
Was busy now, hanging a mistletoe wreath.
And they're hanging their speakers! he snarled with a sneer,
Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!
Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,
I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!
For Tomorrow, he knew, all the Who girls and boys,
Would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their toys!
And then! Oh, the bass! Oh, the Bass!
Bass! Bass! Bass!
That's one thing he hated! The BASS!
BASS! BASS! BASS!
B
And the Grinch grabbed the subwoofer, and he started to shove,
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and he saw a small Who!
Little Cindy-Lou Who, who was not more than two.
The Grinch had been caught by this tiny AVS poster,
Who'd got out of bed for a cup of water from the coaster.
She stared at the Grinch and said, Santy Claus, why,
Why are you taking our subwoofer? WHY?
But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick,
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
Why, my sweet little tot, the fake Santy Claus lied,
There's a foot on this sub that won't fit on one side.
So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.
I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here.

A
Every Who Down in Chaseville Liked Christmas a lot
But the Grinch, Who lived just north of Chaseville, Did NOT!
The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his subwoofer was two sizes too small.
Whatever the reason, His sub or his shoes,
He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Whos,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown,
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every Who down in Chaseville beneath,
Was busy now, hanging a mistletoe wreath.
And they're hanging their speakers! he snarled with a sneer,
Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!
Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,
I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!
For Tomorrow, he knew, all the Who girls and boys,
Would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their toys!
And then! Oh, the bass! Oh, the Bass!
Bass! Bass! Bass!
That's one thing he hated! The BASS!
BASS! BASS! BASS!
B
And the Grinch grabbed the subwoofer, and he started to shove,
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and he saw a small Who!
Little Cindy-Lou Who, who was not more than two.
The Grinch had been caught by this tiny AVS poster,
Who'd got out of bed for a cup of water from the coaster.
She stared at the Grinch and said, Santy Claus, why,
Why are you taking our subwoofer? WHY?
But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick,
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
Why, my sweet little tot, the fake Santy Claus lied,
There's a foot on this sub that won't fit on one side.
So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.
I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here.






















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