Use the multichannel outputs, set the L-R speakers to "small". You can also use the setup option to make the dedicated stereo outs into L-R and use them with the multichannel outs in the same way.
The player also has analog video outputs for your PJ, although resolution will be limited with encrypted discs. Or, you can buy one of the black boxes that converts HDMI output to analog.
And give that woman a big kiss.