A bit of an indroduction to Round 2:
Wayward invited me to play, and oddly enough, I land in Mr. Wake-N-Bake's server! Now, between Wayward and myself, we've amassed 40+ kills in about 5 mins. Despite him being 24-2 and my 21-4 KDR, we're losing and getting spawn camped. Yes, our blueberries were absolutely worthless. I'm ranting about how a blue is dicking around in our tank, sitting back in our base and doing nothing. Guess who not only joins our team, but our squad? Yep, the very same "grown-azz man" that banned me last time for C4'ing him.
Now, I listen to this dude for about 5 minutes, and it's both hilarious and sad, hearing him cry about; a jeep shooting at him, a sniper near him, etc, etc, etc. None of those things were any threat at all! After a couple of minutes, he bails out of the tank while he's being reverse-repaired just inside the tunnel and dies. He then bans our 4th best guy because he repaired the tank and jumped in it. Let me repeat that: He banned his own team member for not giving the other team the tank!
Ummm...okay? After the tank was eventually destroyed, I hopped in with him the next time it spawned just to see exactly how this guy plays. Despite us being down 200+ tickets and getting camped, he's strolling about in the hills, attempting to tank-snipe. Thanks for the help, buddy. This goes on for 5 minutes. Not once does he make any attempt to take an objective, even after I kill the other tank with an RPG. I jump out, kill some dudes, and run down the hall and take Objective B. Eventually, his tank blows up, and he bans the guy that destroyed it immediately
Tank respawns. I'm right next to it, so I jump in. Our candy-azz states, "Git cher ass back here with MY tank or awll ban yer ass!" So, I back up, let him and his repair-slave, bunghole-buddy jump in, ready to take Objective C with force and allow our ground crew to finally move up. Here's what I hear; "Now git cher ass out of MY
tank or git banned!" So, I jump out, and let this douchebag drive. Again, he strolls to the back of the base, so I jump out and throw a single C4 on it. I blow it up immediately, causing absolutely no harm whatsoever, but hoping to send a message that it's time to man-up and go kill something. Banned instantly. Shocker.
My wife, seeing all this, asks me this line of questions: "Is he really that
big of a pussy? Does he not understand the point of the game? Hasn't he ever heard of PTFO?" I laugh. Zath comes online seconds later and we record the second bit of entertainment for you guys. Enjoy!