May I suggest benzodiazepines, dlj? I'll write you a script, may take a month or two and some time alone, but you'll feel better. Probably.

Presumably you prefer the DS fat, and are to this day enjoying the non-threatening comfort that comes knowing that, as a non DSi model, the online store won't sneak up on you as you sleep and attempt to offer you content against your will like some convivial digital Freddy Krueger.
Which means you and I could also still use our original GBAs to play together via the game link cable, provided we were neither in direct sunlight or moderate shade, as both render the screen essentially unusable, unlike the front or backlit screens of the SP and Micro.
And who would dare question the wonder of playing Link's Awakening in all its non-colorized glory on the very first interchangeable cart handheld from Nintendo rather than the critically regarded -and personally preferred- color version on the GameBoy Color.
I love Nintendo handhelds, they're unquestionably the benchmark in portable gaming. And I'll choose to wait for the option that gives me the most satisfaction, so whatever. First time wasn't a charm for Nintendo, it happens.
Edited by voodoozen - 6/29/12 at 1:39am