T&A quotient for the second episode: zero. But that's Showtime.
The ridiculous encounter with the ex (Bangin' sex on a public restroom countertop? Seriously?) was soooo lame. The equally ridiculous encounter with Cat Deeley was so awkward I had to look away. The resolution to the "crisis" was predictably cliché and illustrates the only guy besides Marty who really has any value to the team is Doug. Can't figure out what the other two actually do (well, besides looking gorgeous in Bell's case). Nobody loves seeing the rich & foolish get what's comin' to 'em more than me, but I'm not buying any of this and it's not funny.
Cheedle and Bell deserve better. But I can see the synergy with 'Californication' on Showtime's schedule, so it will probably meet expectations and stick around. Don't think I will though.
The ridiculous encounter with the ex (Bangin' sex on a public restroom countertop? Seriously?) was soooo lame. The equally ridiculous encounter with Cat Deeley was so awkward I had to look away. The resolution to the "crisis" was predictably cliché and illustrates the only guy besides Marty who really has any value to the team is Doug. Can't figure out what the other two actually do (well, besides looking gorgeous in Bell's case). Nobody loves seeing the rich & foolish get what's comin' to 'em more than me, but I'm not buying any of this and it's not funny.
Cheedle and Bell deserve better. But I can see the synergy with 'Californication' on Showtime's schedule, so it will probably meet expectations and stick around. Don't think I will though.









Done. They must have paid Cheadle a lot of money.

















