Originally Posted by PooperScooper
I saw a joke today that reminded me of GBA:
The doctor told me I need to start killing people. Well, not in those exact words. He said I have to reduce the stress in my life - same thing.
I had to check in with a GBA moment I had this morning. Stopped at Starbucks (I know, I know) on the way to work. Park on an end spot ALLLLLL the way to right side of the space so there's PLENTY of room on the other side if somenoe decides to park there.
I come out with 2 coffees, open the car door and had a noticeably harder time getting in with my hands full than I normally do. I also made a conscious effort not to have my door bang into the other car. As I'm getting ready to go I'm thinking there's no way I should have had that much trouble getting the door open and getting in. Let me take a look at how much space I had.
Turns out I didn't have much space at all. The A-hole that parked their black Cadillac Escalade next to me came over the line and was ALLL UP in my space! AAARRRRGGGGHHHH. Checked the car - nobody in there. Looked around and grabbed some trash then threw it on their hood and got the hell out of there real quick. Was this smart? Probably not. Felt good!