It has been a few days but here it is. I first removed the screen from the front of the tv. There were about 25 screws holding it on.

I laid the screen face down on the floor in order to access the rear screen retainers.

I then removed the left, right, upper and lower retainers from the frame in order to get the interior and exterior lenses out.

I removed the lenses from the frame and placed them upon my couch. I peeled the layers apart in order to wipe the material from the inside of the layers. I used a baby wipe soaked in hot water to remove the mystery fluid. after I wiped the screen down, I chased the damp screen with a handheld low velocity, high volume air inflator I use on pool toys and air mattresses. This forced the water to evaporate without streaking the screen.

I then placed the lenses back into the frame, reattached the frame to the cabinet and turned the television on. That's all, it worked.

The pictures were taken with my Galaxy S II. I don't really live in a cave, it just appears that way.