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Nethawk 
This was my favorite:
The hollowed out underside collects the "parasitic vibrations" then channels it out through the beak.
Parasitic vibrations? Can't you just lay an antibiotic on top of your speaker and achieve the same result? Just thinking out loud here.
Antibiotics have side effects too, usually diarrhea. That would make the music sound like $hit.