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Originally Posted by archiguy 
Cool gadgets can obviate the need for superpowers but even Batman has incredible strength, agility, fighting skills, and recuperative powers. Green Arrow's superpower is his uncanny skill with a bow and his specialty arrows are his cool gadgets, but he'll undoubtedly have Batman's physical skills as well. Let's face it: to be a legit superhero you have to be superhuman at some level.
And I repeat an earlier lament: Green Arrow without the VanGogh beard is an lame imposter. Heck, he wouldn't even have to grow one; it could be part of his disguise. If he's got time to put on the hoodie, he's got time to glue on the beard, I say!

Cool gadgets can obviate the need for superpowers but even Batman has incredible strength, agility, fighting skills, and recuperative powers. Green Arrow's superpower is his uncanny skill with a bow and his specialty arrows are his cool gadgets, but he'll undoubtedly have Batman's physical skills as well. Let's face it: to be a legit superhero you have to be superhuman at some level.
And I repeat an earlier lament: Green Arrow without the VanGogh beard is an lame imposter. Heck, he wouldn't even have to grow one; it could be part of his disguise. If he's got time to put on the hoodie, he's got time to glue on the beard, I say!
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