The existence of a troll is a boon to us all. Consider these benefits:
1) Healthier life by pumping that adrenaline to an otherwise dormant fat laced heart. He gives us a second chance in life or at least some additional entertainment in late night keyboard bashing.
2) Keeping us from getting senile by forcing our brains to think of far fetched excuses, psychological counterattacks, and endless "factual" research to dispute and engage in the game of respect and reputation of our screen names in our beloved site.
3) The only way to jumpstart a dead thread that might be useful to others too lazy to skim through thousands of pages back. Those ancient secrets...
Thus a troll is a hero in disguise, the hidden savior, the martyr, the brave knight who goes against en masse... and someday somewhere someone might just stumble into an ancient thread where the troll has long been forgotten and peace is restored and thought... Dude, the guy's been right all along! Yes, thank you Mytrcraft for finally opening my eyes to the evil of overpriced snake oiled cables even when I have doubted you for so many long years. Your efforts were not in vain!
FYI, the most important part is the well being of your own EARS!!! Take good care of them. Invest on quality qtips and go to the doctor to clean those pesky wax each week.