Originally Posted by Lookilook
Call of Duty: Quadrotor Warfare?
Lol! Even if they don't name it that you know that's what it's going to be.
[Deep inside 3arc headquarters]
V: "Ok guys! You all know we're in a dead heat with those douchebags across the street for 'most annoying killstreak in history'-- we really raised the bar with the RCXD but I gotta say I never saw that recon drone coming..."
Employee 1:"yeah, that thing was awesome!"
[V shoots a nasty look as employee 1 sinks into his chair]
V: "... So you all know that we need a big effort this year to set the record straight and establish us-- 3arc-- as the makers of the most annoying sh!t in CoD! Ideas! Let's hear them!"
Employee 2:"I know, we could have a remote control Johnny 5 robot with machine guns and rocket launchers strapped to him and you could drive him around and..."
V:"You're fired. Any ideas IW didn't think up first?"
[Employee 3 raises his hand cautiously as employee 2 awkwardly collects his things...]
V:"Yeah, fat a$$-- what you got?"
Employee 3: "Wait, I'm not..."
V: "Hit me, chubby!"
Employee 3: "--well I was thinking we could have a care package that delivered a payload of militarized killer bees! Like the ones the military channel the other..."
V: "Bees!? God damn it, dough boy-- drop and give me 20! Next!"
[as employee 3 drops to the floor to struggle with his first pushup employee 4, looking cool and confident raises a single finger]
V: "CJ, what you got for me"
Employee 4: [in a cool and confident voice] "Jet packs!"
V: "CJ, I like where your heads at-- but we need something bigger! Something... More infuriating!
[the boardroom falls silent except for the sounds of employee 3 breathing heavily-- still on his first pushup]
V: "Come on, people! We're 3arc! We gotta have something!"
[employee 5, an attractive young red head leans forward towards the table]
Employee 5: "Well, we are 3arc-- so why don't we just do what we do best?"
[emploee 3: "t t t... wooooo"]
Emploee 5: [now that she has everyone's attention] "Why don't we just steal the recon drone and add a machine gun to it?"
[the room all turns to Von who is quietly standing at the end of the table with his hand to his mouth in a thoughtful pose]
V: "I.... I ****ing love it!!!"
[room erupts into sighs as several employees move to congratulate a smiling employee 5, all but emploee 4 who coolly leans back in his chair to look disinterested]
V: "I love it! Someone get that idea down to art stat! Meeting adjourned! Alright people let's go! Audrey, nice job young lady!"
Employee 5: "Thank you sir!" [she smiles flirtingly]