Well it all started over 10 years ago when I got a sony crt 1292..................
Oh yes...................a rainy and dark night in sydney with me trying to find a warehouse on the city outskirts where a second-hand dealer supposedly had a 1292 for sale....
I had brought my van and entered this rather dark industrial estate.
I couldn't find the right building and suddenly felt rather stange as I wondered if a security guard may think I was a questionable person in a van up to no good !!!
After about 20 minutes i finally located the right building and entered a cold and miserable warehouse.
What am I doing here ??
Anyway - there he was with a 1292. The picture looked ok to me when he turned it on and I was suitably impressed.
I had dragged my long-suffering brother on this particular adventure and it was a case of "another of Matthew's little escapades" . Then we had the job of loading the horror into the van.
I thouhght I might actually bust a couple of things getting that monster into the back of the van.
It has statrted raining and we had a long drive back into the city where we were staying for the weekend.
I really should have stopped then - and cut my losses...............
Then I get the thing home. put it on a table.
Turn it on - why hadn't I realised how much noise it made when I was in the warehouse ???
It sounded like an aircraft had just arrived in my lounge !! :-)
But never fear I said - AVS FORUM is HERE !!!!!
Oh yes armed with 35,897 posts on crt's and the Sony 1292 I was ready and able to attack the unit in front of me.
Only where to start ???
Well the manual I reasoned was as a good a start as any. So I read the manual a few times and began wokring out some basics.
Like if I try putting 120kg up on my ceiling I would probably tear the entire roof off the house whilst happily sitting through "the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly"
So it was a table-top install for me - ok now what ??
Well how about all those rings around the back of the lenses that can be rotated ?? They seem a good next step.......hmm..........let's try that............
ok so how do I actually unscrew the holding nuts...........hmm......
a tool to get in there..............ok got one.......well almost.........actually it fits............if by using it I remove about 4 layers of finger skin whilst rotating the tool.
Great !!
So now I have undone all the holding nuts and my index and second fingers have plasters on with growing red blood splashes underneath.............great.....ouch !!!
Ok so next is actually rotating these rings to the right spot on each gun .
That's based on distance and height and angle to the screen
cool
how hard can it be ??
Well actually not easy at all for me - I had to de-ciper the manual first to reveal the magic settings for each gun - it was like the Da Vinci Code bits ---
only it was me and the dog - and no lovely french actress...........
not being all that bright - (as you have no doubt gathered by now) it took me ages to work that out.....
. And then when I think I've got it right.........oh yes doing up the nuts again moves the rings and I cut my fingers again.............
Then I have to undo them and try again...............
more bandages...........gloves don't help.............
buy new tool............................better....................
rings still move when tightening ................13 attempts later just about right..............
ok - now I can try the electronic stuff -
completely lost there for a while..............
Ohh yes and the noise !!!!!!!
Well the rush box sounded a great idea only I'm, not on the ceiling --- so maybe a box on the floor.
sounds a great idea !!

good
so down the hardware shop 6 sheets of MDF, paint, screws -- ALL SORTED !!!
Bear in mind I haven't actually watched anything yet and it's been about 6 weeks so far.............
SO the weekend is booked - I have tools all over the lounge and the whole place is like a bomb site.
There is MDF bits and cables everywhere but I am finally fininshed by the time I have to go back to work.
and everything is great - Sound is almost gone - projector is totally encased in MDF
I should've been employed on the Pyramids !!!
So happy after my efforts (still no working projector mind you) I settle down to a relaxing read of a few more AVSFORUM posts about 1292's !!!!!
CRAP !!!! the hush box needs an exhaust !!!!!!
I quickly turn off the sony - and open up the box ---Phew !! no harm done - -only on for a few minutes in the box !!!! What a complete twit I forgot that bit !!
Oh yes and what about this great big "thing" on a table right in the middle of the room because of the screen and distances and what not
so only 2 seated people can see the screen in the lounge now !!!
Well that prompted another rethink.................
So a few weeks later I have recieved the new replacement quieter fans for my 1292 from some weird place - thanks AVS FORUMS - I am now dealing with more strange merchants of obscure items only available online to the oweners of crazy equipment like CRT's.
Does not sound too much quieter to me after fitting these - another weekend lost - no viewing !!
But I now know all about 1292 fans ---- which I know will be useful in the future.............
I have also devised a cunning plan to place a large old wooden fish tank stand behind the projector and put a couch on top of it. - nearly broke my back getting this together again !! Took all weekend - no viewing .....
Then found some extendable piping - great - so I place and stick 2 pipes on top on the CRT's exhaust fans and place the outlets into the base of the fish tank box (still with me here? ) At the ends of these pipes I have 2 more fans sucking the exhaust air from the projector !!!! Does not matter if you can't follow that - just consider - it was another weekend of buying and building stuff - no movies !!
Brillant - well at least I thought so............
So another weekend passes ( this is about 6 months into the whole thing now................)
more tools and mess and swearing and pipes and fans and electrics......................
Oh yes and why not build (since I was at it) an entire box for the 1292 around it that was removalable to link into the couch as well !!!!!
Brillant !!! so a few weeks after that the O'Sullivan hush box is operational.
Still haven't got my 1292 cailbrated properly..........too scared to touch the crt tubes................
Also - funny looking blob on the screen as well.......right in the middle.................
Then I get hold of Graham Johnstone in Melbourne. "I am a calibration God" says he !!!
"That's great" says I
"Come and play I produce DVD's as a sideline" says I
Well we conclude - let's record the work on my 1292 unit and create a CRT calibration DVD
"done" says us
It was a joy - Graham was great (and so was I- hahaha) - until that is the blob turns out to be a bung green tube on my unit !!
Anyway the unit was calibrated to within an inch of it's life !!!!
We did the DVD (the one on Curt Palme's website)
G sent me a replacement green tube - excellent !!!
I am now offically a CRT guru - I replaced the Green tube !!!!
Oh yes.
And now I calibrate the unit - until that is the power supply goes bung !!!!! ooops..............
Never fear - AVS FORUMS is here - and the guys at AVScience came to the rescue with a complete 1292 carcass minus the guns.
more weeks of no movies........
1292 arrives....
Fantastic - I am able to swap out the power supply and wooooohooo - a working projector.
Now - I can calibrate away to my heart's content
great many happy hours calibrating away....
Then the blue tube stops..............................
I check the error..........................hmm.................................
neck boards ( I think.............)
But that's ok
I have the neck borads from the 1292 projector carcass AVS sent - again - another crisis averted...............
Being the 1292 star now I have no hesitiation in pulling everything apart (yet again ) and spending the weekend installing the new ( well replacement ) neckboards on the blue gun..............
And it works --- whooohooo !!! only a calibration away from heaven..............
Calibation time.
Only this time I have to attack the neck alignment on my own !!!
rubber gloves...................nervous fingers...............screw driver (holds breath..........)
undo the projector and then calibrate the neck of the crt tubes while the unit is "ON" fans howling away
..... and all those volts.................. I have visions of me as toast next to the 1292............................:-((((
But - as a 1292 guru - it is no sweat and all goes according to plan !!!!
change underwear.............................
All done all put back together and calibrated.
lovely picture all happy - everybody impressed (including yours truely)
Great crt picture - fantastic - exactly why we do all this stuff ...........right ??????
So why do all the end credits look completely crap ?????
AARGH - and yes now I need to read posts 43,365 through to post 45,211 which talk about the tricky issue of streaking ( no - this is not people with no clothes running across sporting fields - ) read - CRAPPY END CREDITS USING THIS CRT !!!! :-)
This is a "known issue" - so after 2 years I am now quickly turning off films before the credits roll to avoid the "STREAKIES" ...................crap !!!
crap................
I love the picture during the film ..... and then crap..................
But (I hear you say ) was there not a fix for this ---- well (dear readers -) YES !! (but not just then.... you see....)
The only thing then was - u guessed it
AVS FORUM
>>
3,567 posts on AVS following one person slaving on 1292's in his lab trying to fix it.
35 people supoprted him every step of the painful journey hoping for a miracle and 28 people abusing him for not getting it right !!!!!
Meanwhile - I still got crappy end credits...........................praying for a miracle...........
(Please all - I refer only to the Mike Parker 1292 saga for amusement purposes of this post/thread)
So I watch and wait and wait and watch - and still turn off before the credits start.........
I actaully got to the point where I really missed not watching the credits............................................... :-(
And then with all hope lost - another 1292 streaking fix was rumoured "yeah sure !!!!! " I thought .
But "NO " it was real !!!
AND there was a card for HDMI 1.3 "oh my God I am not the only crazy person" I thought
Here once again I can communicate with some weird merchants/ fans/ research crazy people (like me) working in strange dark lounges and labs (while thier mum or wife puts up with it all....) and buy solutions for my monster.
I got the streaking fix bits - PURE JOY AND EXCITEMENT
ooppps
tricky install
there's a suprise !!!
and dug out my trusty old soldering iron....................
It requires replacement of bits (computer chips) on the neck boards of each crt gun.
I can do this. I tell myself......I'm an expert -remember ???
Once again a weekend of devotion to the beast.
I got nervous - the soldering iron would not stay still in my wavering hand long enough to get the bits hot on the PC board - crap !!!!
steady down - deep breath remember those yoga classes
rest the iron on something.......
no - not on the chair - that will put a hole in the arm of the chair --- ooopps --- too late................crap....
****.............................****..........
Ok - no solder sucker - how am I going to get the bits of solder off the board without a solder sucker to remove the solder??? crap.............
Quick - go buy a solder sucker..............ok got that.............
left the solder iron on........great............another burn mark - this time in the work bench
lucky the whole place didn't go up................crap..............
Right now replace the parts.
ok...................old bits out .........new bits in.................bend the legs of the little new componants ( don't break the legs off the new bits) ................ok in............replace the neck boards.............
ok.........what happened to the colours and the calibration now???...............colours??
No problem - re-calibrate !!!
find chair arm covers online...............install before mum see's the brown hole on the chair.....
ok....good work...........
next weekend
So I start the calibration thing all over again - hmmm..................seems I've moved the projector a bit as well.
Weekend gone just about ready by the time I go back to work..............great.....
Few months later.......
new HDMI card - install no HDMI handshake - crap
2 weekends with Lumagen handshake issues and AVSFORUM posts 90,567 to 91,452
working.....and calibrated.............
So the score:
Total CRT used pleasure time - about 3,500 hours of movies in about 10 years I reckon.
Total calibration and support pain time - about 2,000 hours in 10 years I reckon.
MaybeI'll get a DLP next time................or a TV..................and a girlfriend........less pain...............
Matthew O'Sullivan
Still owner of a Sony 1292 CRT projector but looking for a better life.............................
(I am a only an engineer so my memory of times, places, and events in this story may be slightly inaccurate....)
still have the scars though.................
.....chair needs recovering.................dogs like the lounge and watching movies - see pic below - Newfoundland watching movie...................
.....anybody want a fairly large rather noisy projector......cheap to good home...................


Edited by webmst - 6/15/12 at 3:01pm