16 SI 18s?? Some of you gentlemen (ladies?) have a serious problem and should seek professional help. Remember, woofer hoarding will only control your life if you let it.

I've had enough trouble dealing with my (humble) pair:

I left the two of them alone in my media room this morning... and when I came home from work there was an empty bottle of Jack and a bunch of little drivers running around.

I have a feeling this is only the beginning of the irresponsibility in store for me.