Best Movie Quotes of All Time

" Say hello to my little friend" Pacino in Scarface .

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

"He should have armed himself if he is gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."

William Muny, Unforgiven

I love that Han quote too.

Vacation
Clark Griswold:
"I distinctly ordered the Antarctic blue super sports wagon with the CB and the optional rally fun pack"

There Will Be Blood
Daniel Plainview:
"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!!"

Creepshow
"Just tell it to call you Billy"

Better Off Dead
"I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years.... I'm no dummy"

Tropic Thunder
"I can't feel my legs"
"It ain't nothin but a thang"

"I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming"



Jason

Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton. Me!

Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

"I'm going upstairs... 'cause I'm gonna put my nutsack, on your drumset! Okay?"

"Do you want me to talk Goldfinger?"

"No Mr. Bond . . . I want you to die."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

Airplane

Raiders of the Lost Ark

"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage."

"You touch me again I'll kill ya"

Last Boy Scout

It's what happens after that makes it such a good line.

Red - I find I'm so excited that I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel. A free man at a start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

As you can tell from my avatar, I'm partial to this one.

"Don't kill me man, don't kill me!"

"I'm not going to kill you, I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell your friends about me."

"What are you?!"

"I'm Batman."

As I've always said, it's got to be Anthony Hopkins in The Road to Wellville. I remembered it as "Sir, I'll have you know that my bowel movements are enormous, and perfectly formed." But it's been a while and a quick search came up with: "Sir, I'll have you know my bowel movements are enormous and have no more smell than a hot biscuit!!!!"

Either way, it's got to be one of the great movie lines.

"I Love You"

"I know"

As you star wars fans know, best part of that line is that Harrison Ford changed it. It was supposed to be " I love you too"
But Ford said that wasn't something Han Solo would say.

Will Munny: Any man don't wanna get killed better clear on out the back.

Drexl Spivey: Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.

Floyd: Don't condescend me, man. I'll f*ckin' kill ya, man.


Just a few...

"I come in peace"

"I am the law"

and last but not least,

"Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy"

"you mean they're acting so smart 'cuz they're so stupid" tremors 2

"who were you expecting santa claus?" alien resurrection

gremlins 2 fire alarm (cant really type it so skip to 27 sec)
"grant me revenge! and if you do not listen then the hell with you"- conan the barbarian(1982)

"you're dressed like a harlot"
"im probably the only women you met who wasn't one" -conan the barbarian (2011)

"have fun storming the castle"
"anybody want a peanut"
"Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father, prepare to die"- princess bride
Edited by swarm87 - 9/25/12 at 1:19pm

I eat little shits like you for breakfast.

You eat sh*t for breakfast?

Happy Gilmore

"Oh you'll have fun. You'll have so much fun you'll be whistling zip-a-dee-do-dah out of your *******s!" --Clark Griswald

"Martin, it's all psychological. You yell barracuda, everybody says huh, what? You yell shark, and we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.

"My name is Maximus Arillious, husband to a murdered wife, father to murdered child and I will have my revenge in this life or the next."

Gladiator

"Sh!t . . .I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted"

Spaceballs.

Lee:

My favorite movie quote of all time too, but, correct me if I'm wrong, I think it actually goes: Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?" Goldfinger: "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."

- john
Edited by da Choge - 9/24/12 at 8:43pm

Ah . . you are correct.

There are so many good ones.

"Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?" Adult humor in a kids movie.

"Nut up or shut up"

"How can the same sh?t happen to the same guy twice?"